The despatch CHRISTMAS 2023
JOKES!
Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘ How do you drive this thing? ’
Just burned 2,000 calories. That is the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
My sister said I could not make a car out of linguine. Her face was shocked when I drove pasta.
Build a man a fire and he ’ ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he ’ ll be warm for the rest of his life Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I don ’ t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.
I ’ m reading a book about anti - gravity. It ’ s impossible to put down.
Atheism is a non - prophet organization
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you ’ re a mile away and you have their shoes.
The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘ Watch for children, ’ and I thought, ‘ That sounds like a fair trade. ’
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