The Despatch Christmas Edition 2023

THE despatch CHRISTMAS 2023


What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A mistle - toad.

How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each oth- er? Fleece Navidad.

What is every parent's favourite Christmas song? Silent Night!

Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.

How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth? They had a weigh in the manger.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red - Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What is a vegan ’ s favorite Christmas carol? Soy to the World. Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills.

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What do they sing at a snowman ’ s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh.


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