THE despatch CHRISTMAS 2023
Where ’ s the Protein? Bring Back DFC*!
Boys without energy is a new sight in the classrooms and playground and
everyone wants to know why. The answer is clear, writes Cillian
Norris: we are lacking protein and we are being deprived of our main
source. And that is DFC!
According to a recent and highly scientific poll, all of 7R and the entire
team here at the Despatch, want DFC back on our lunch trays. Surely DFC
is unhealthy we hear you cry? But no! DFC is a good source of protein and
it is fair to say, one of the most delicious items on the menu. Since the
school knows how much we enjoy it, why is it gone? Why is our most
essential living resource being removed from us? For some unknown
reason, adults think DFC is bad for you! One adult said, “ When I was at
school, all I had to eat were pencils, but I wouldn ’ t eat DFC! ” we don ’ t
know what could have possibly happened to make this happen but our
message is this. BRING BACK DFC
*To avoid confusion, we are referring to
the Dulwich version of the popular High
Street chicken chain, KFC
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