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Dispatches from the Highlands
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Program Finds Cadets a Circle to Cheef It's only three weeks into the holiday season, and already local foundation Angel Cheefers has their hands full. Already, 420 cadets have found cir- cles across Cannatown to roast with this season, many of whom will share in a munchies feast thereaer as well. mid-grade beasties. She prefers good bud but can't dab or use a steamroller without explosively vomiting. It's embarrassing to even ask for donated pu s from circles she passes without walking away ashamed. is year she was comfortably paired with an elderly couple that likes to roll joints. "Its perfect," she says, relieved, "I even brought my own roach clip." Without the Angels, she says, there'd only be buzzkill in her stocking. "I just didnt know how I was going to get blazed this year," says Fred Winston, another applicant who is down on his luck, and, worse, has no nearby friends or family holding, much less, ready to share. " ankfully the Angel Cheefers have me covered." Sometimes, the o er to cheef can blossom into a beautiful relationship. "We're still waiting for Mitch to move o of our couch from last year," says one charitable giver, Charles Finney. He and his ancée Matilda have been volunteer circle hosts each year now, and say that, despite the occasional unwanted roomates, they will never stop par- ticipating in Angel Cheefers because kind souls once helped them. "I'll never forget," recalls Finney, "I was visiting family in Squaresville years ago, so desperate for a chance to smake that I went for a walk in the cold to search for ditchweed. A car I walked by rolled down its windows and smoke billowed out, and two very cheefed-out fellas asked if I needed to hot- box quick. I said yes please and thanked them for the yuletide miracle. And I remember thinking, some day I want to be a cheef angel for another poor bastard, just like those guys." Sometimes the program can even match recipients by their strain or ingestion preferences. For instance, Mya Bryant of Shwagsburg is used to
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