Cheltenham hotel guest?
Smile Smiling is infectious You catch it like the flu
A world-famous movie star is sitting in a Cheltenham hotel reception, planning his motivational speech to a group of businessmen, when a man walks up to him. "Excuse me, sir, I don't want to bother you, but my name is Neville, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech, and it would be a great help to me if, when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, Neville'." The movie star readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the man walks by, deep in conversation with his client.
When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too
I walked around the corner And someone saw me grin When he smiled I realised I had passed it on to him I thought about the smile And then realised its worth A single smile like mine Could travel round the earth So if you feel a smile begin Don’t leave it undetected Start an epidemic And get the world infected
The star comes up and says, "Hello, Neville." Neville replies, "Not now! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking l
(by Spike Milligan)
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