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Golf Turn-ons and Turn-offs When looking for love on the course, attraction isn’t the only thing that matters By Coleman Bentley
HE’S A FOUR BUT PAYS HIS GOLF BETS IMMEDIATELY.
SHE’S A NINE BUT NEVER REPLACES HER DIVOTS.
SHE’S A SEVEN BUT HER GLOVE LOOKS LIKE IT SURVIVED THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD.
HE’S AN EIGHT BUT ROCKS PERSONALISED IRON COVERS.
HE’S A NINE BUT CALLS IN RULES INFRACTIONS WHILE WATCHING GOLF ON TV.
HE’S A SEVEN BUT ALWAYS “FINDS” HIS BALL.
HE’S A 10 BUT DRESSES LIKE PAYNE STEWART UNIRONICALLY.
SHE’S AN EIGHT BUT LINES UP EVERY PUTT FROM BOTH SIDES.
SHE’S A THREE BUT HAS A LODGE AT FANCOURT.
ILLUSTRATIONS BY SEAN MORRIS
16 GOLF DIGEST SOUTH AFRICA
MAY 2024
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