And the Oscar Goes To … Amari Stiles
Hey John, we really need an idea about that movie.
Best regards, Management
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I can’t think of anything. My mind is blanking out. So many movies are out there. And it seems they took all the great ideas. I mean, there are so many movies, it would take 38 years to fully watch every one. All I need is an idea, then maybe I could even get an Oscar. Yeah, I see it now.
And the Oscar goes to.. . Hold on, if I keep this up, I won’t ever get a movie idea.
Alright John, let’s get this done. Hmm, what’s a good movie idea?
Maybe good cop bad cop. No, there’s Bad Boys , Training Day , and The Other Guys .
Action? Transformers , Ocean’s 8 , and Marvel in general have that area packed down.
Adventure? There’s been like ten movies this year with that premise. Bet you couldn’t name five. IF , Monkey Man , Godzilla x Kong , The Fall Guy , Madame Web , do I really have to go on?
Ok, ok, ahha, sci-fi! WALL-E and E.T. are really all we need or can handle.
Comedy is a popular subject. Exactly, we don’t need people trying to be funny, we need new ideas. Dang it, I’m always thinking of movie ideas any other time, why can’t I now? Hold up, there’s an email from management.
Dear John, sorry to inform you that your great idea is sadly no longer needed.
Sorry for the inconvenience, Management
Great, right when I thought I was getting somewhere. I guess the Oscar goes to no one.
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