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“Why is the ocean’s water salty?” “Why do I have stomach pain after eating?” “Why are the leaves on my indoor plant browning?”
When in doubt, it’s easy to whip out your phone or hop on your laptop and quickly Google a question. In fact, many people rely on the internet for information and even legal advice. While the web can be a great resource for general information, relying on Google for legal guidance can be risky — and, in some cases, detrimental. Legal issues tend to be complex, and attempting to handle them based on a quick search could lead to costly mistakes. Here are three reasons why you shouldn’t trust Google for legal advice. Oversimplified Information It’s rare for a legal case to be simple. Each case has its own set of unique circumstances that require careful consideration. Google searches often provide oversimplified information that doesn’t account for the specifics of your situation. For example, typing “how to file for divorce” into a Google search may give you general advice, but it won’t explain how divorce laws differ from state to state or how your particular circumstances may affect your case. Misinformation or Outdated Laws The internet is filled with outdated or incorrect legal information. Laws frequently change, and what may have been valid advice
I would like to start by apologizing to super fans of the 1995 crime drama “Se7en,” who thought they had their baby’s name all picked out. While it’s fine to include a number in a movie’s title, putting a number in a baby’s name is usually illegal. Depending on your state, some rules apply to the length, letters, and symbols that may be legally included in a name. Here are three specific restrictions some states impose for naming your child. Derogatory, Obscene, or Offensive Some of the most common naming rules are to prevent someone from giving their baby a particularly heinous name. A baby’s name cannot be offensive, obscene, or include derogatory terms. Additionally, some monikers, like “King,” “Queen,” and “Santa Claus,” might not seem offensive but are still considered illegal. Other banned names include “Jesus Christ,” “Adolf Hitler,” “Messiah,” and “Nutella.” Say No to Math If you have ever wondered why you’ve never met someone from Canton or Cleveland named R2-D2 or 42069, there is a legal reason for that. Some states, including Ohio, New Jersey, and Virginia, forbid using numbers in baby names. However, this is not true across the board. States like Illinois, California, and Florida have no specific rules against including numbers in names. New York, however, forbids using numbers and mandates the maximum length of all first names to be 30 characters long or less. Symbols and Non-English Letters In 2020, Elon Musk made waves when he and his girlfriend Grimes named their baby boy X Æ A-Xii. If you are struggling to pronounce that name, you are not alone. However, depending on the baby’s birth state, that name may run afoul of the law. In New York, for instance, symbols like hyphens, asterisks, and apostrophes are not allowed. California law prohibits pictographs and non-English characters. These rules are often due to the software used to keep records of people’s names and are common across many states. WHY SOME BABY NAMES ARE FORBIDDEN Naming No-Nos
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If you must name your baby something numerical or inappropriate, I recommend moving to Kentucky. It is one of the few states with no significant rules regarding naming children.
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