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Payroll Is, Like, Literally Giving Love Island! It’s that time of year again when the reality TV gods gift us with weeks of trashy goodness to pass judgment over from the far less beachy (but just as bitchy) location of our living room sofas. And it’s while we’re watching oiled-up himbos and ambitious influencers frolic for the cameras that it occurs to us how much your average payroll department and Love Island actually have in common. W hen someone asks a civilian to think of a payroll
picture someone slowly losing their marbles as last-minute leave changes wreak havoc on an approaching pay cycle. By contrast, when we all think of Love Island, we envision pouting pretties (of both sexes), sculpted abs, barely there bathing suits, immaculate brows and herds of flouncing drama llamas.
The two scenarios are miles away and worlds apart, right? Right??? Wrong. The reality is that your average payroll department is basically
professional, they probably imagine someone quietly inputting data, sipping coffee, and making sure their wages hit the bank in time for their weekend plans. Those of us more familiar with payroll might
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GLOBAL PAYROLL MAGAZINE ISSUE 13
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