SNAP OUT OF IT By Olivia Cole Your Manual For a Snapchat Relationship
Snapchatting is MUCH more strategic than you thought.
If you have ever swiped right on a Beach Blonde Surfer Boy who is more model than fisherman, flirted with a Frat Bro draped in awrinkled button down shirt over a half empty Bud Light, or made eye contact with a Music Connoisseur wearing small pink sunglasses behind you at an ODESZA concert, then you and I are very similar. You are confident and determined, but spend your free time daydreaming about the boy you met last night and what your future twins, Charlie and Henry, will look like. After messaging the Surfer with a clever pun, dancing with the Frat Bro, or pushing through the crowd to try on the Connoisseur’s bubblegum-pink sunglasses, you will inevitably give “Mr. Right” your Snapchat, leaving you thinking one day you will live happily ever after. Unfortunately, in my experience “Mr. Right” always disappears, leaving behind the unanswered Snapchat icon and the memory of stale, warm Bud Light. However, in hopes of one day finding my Prince Charming, I have crafted the perfect manual for growing a relationship over Snapchat. I know just how to decipher that one life-altering Snapchat. Whether you have been dating for years, have just matched on Hinge, or are secretly flirting with your old piano tutor, I have you covered.
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