Measure Magazine, Vol. VIII

Olivia 6h ago

Pink Heart Emoji: You have been best friends for over two months. • This is huge! You are practically married if you make it here. Start making a Pinterest page for your dream wedding, pick out your dress and mail the invitations. Don’t forget to add me to the guest list for getting you this far! • Example: Once the BHBEB and I got to this emoji, everything was fabulous. He didn’t care as much as he did before. I’d wake up to a goodmorning Snapchat of him half asleep at 9 a.m. or a goodnight selfie of him all tucked into bed! Life. Was. Great.

Ghosted: They have opened your Snapchat and not responded, causing the streak to break. • This is a hard day for all... whether you are the ghoster or you have been ghosted. • Example: The BHBEB ghosted me on a chilly December morning. The next day our streak was broken, the fushia pink heart slowly went away and our 10 month butterfly was deceased.

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Unadded: They have unfriended you or you have unfriended them. • To check if you have been unadded, hold down the person’s username to see their Snapchat information. If you see their Snap score, they are still your friend; if not, then you have been unadded. Being unadded is heartbreaking, but at least you don’t have to tap through their daily Snapchat stories anymore! • Example: The once Prince Charming BHBEB has still not unaddedme and I have not unadded him either… Maybe, one day we will rekindle our former Pink Heart Emoji. My Last Snapchat Hopefully in the future, we can evolve from perfectly-lit selfies to texting about where we will meet for dinner. For now, I am content with swiping right on the Blonde Surfer Boy, dancing with the Frat Bro, and seeing life through the rose colored glasses of the Music Connoisseur. Life is too short to find love only within the confines of a Snapchat icon. • A NOT-SO-ROMEO ENDING

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