Misplaced The Standard
ARCHITECT: Ennead Architects
COMPLETED: 2009
SUPPOSED LOCATION: 848 Washington St, New York
CURRENT LOCATION: Unknown
“Not where I expected, but...OK” User rating: •••• •
At first I was annoyed. I was like, “Where the EF is the standard?” I turned to Coco and literally said that out loud. Then we ordered an uber and it took us OVER 24 HOURS to get to the ACTUAL standard. (We followed these ghetto handwritten signs that said “this way to the standard” with a little arrow. Sooo tacky. Definitely lost a star there guyz! ) But after that, it was TRES PARFAIT. Believe the hype...this is where the stars come out and play !! Coco got a gross skin rash and refused to leave her room. I was like, “Coco, it’s not that bad!” But it was. Sry for the TMI. (PS: DON’T DRINK THE TAP WATER! minus one more star). It sort of went downhill from there for the Cokester. Don’t miss the rooftop pool, where you’re guaranteed to spot a sunbathing “It” girl or two. Free Wi-Fi and moist toilettes in the rooms.
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