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1 Why a Personal Injury Win Isn’t a Free Ride for Life 2 Bikers Honored for Making the World’s Longest Poker Run Our Clients Say It Best Follow Us on Social Media! 3 Carmen Learned a Big Life Lesson From His Little Girl 4 Florida Woman Takes the Title for World’s Most Ironic Criminal
Criminal Mastermind? Not Quite Woman Arrested After K9 Sniffs Out Her ‘Innocent’ Tote Bag There are bad decisions, and then there are “Florida man” bad
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decisions. And right at the top of that list is walking around with a bag that literally announces your crime in bold letters. That’s exactly what 31-year-old Teryn Acri did when she was caught with a tote bag that read, “ Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs ” — which, naturally, was full of drugs. You can’t make this stuff up. Acri’s latest brush with the law happened when the car she was riding in got pulled over by deputies in Brevard County. The driver, clearly possessing a stellar decision-making record, assured the officer that “nothing illegal should be inside.” Unfortunately for her, Aurora, the department’s drug-sniffing K9, had other ideas. When the deputy searched the vehicle, Acri’s ironically labeled tote bag was sitting there like a neon sign screaming, “CHECK ME IMMEDIATELY.” Inside? Allegedly, police found meth, needles, Narcan, digital scales, small baggies, cut straws — pretty much everything except what you would usually find in someone’s bag.
this isn’t even Acri’s first run-in with the law this year. She was arrested on Jan. 6 for — you guessed it — drug trafficking. But after making her $15,500 bond just two days later, she was out and about, making more exceptionally bad life choices. Now, she’s back behind bars, and something tells us she won’t be meeting bail this time.
If irony were a crime, Acri would be serving a life sentence. Carrying drugs is bad enough, but labeling them like a cartoon villain? That’s next-level absurdity. The universe has a sense of humor, but so does law enforcement, and they love an easy arrest. If nothing else, let this be a PSA: If your bag screams, “I’m guilty,” expect to be treated accordingly.
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