Bad Job As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face. I reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions. “Jones,” I asked, puzzled,“how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for those five years?” “I was in prison,” he answered. “You should know that - you were the one who sent me there.” “That’s not possible,” I said.“I wasn’t even a judge then.” “No, you weren’t the judge,” the defendant countered, smiling mischievously. “You were my lawyer” l
I went to buy a train ticket from Stroud station to Amsterdam. The lady behind the counter asked: ‘Eurostar?’ I said: ‘Well, I’ve been on TV a few times, but I’m no Dom Joly’ l
Pearl of wisdom Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. Goethe
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