By P.J. O'Rourke
HOWDIVIDED IS AMERICA? We’re so divided we can’t agree on ANYTHING . Political debate is dominated by Left-Wing Kooks, Right-Wing Nuts, and Random Fruitcakes. Show them the words of wisdom from America’s founding fathers in The Declaration of Independence and The Preamble to the Constitution and they’ll start screaming at each other. (Below, Left-Wing Kook ravings are shown in Pink, Right-Wing Nut rants in Blue, and Random Fruitcake blather in Green.
PREAMBLE to the CONSTITUTION
New World Order! Black helicopters! Illuminati!
Hillary won the popular vote!
We the People of the United States, in Order
Everyone should go on Strike!
to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice,
Ban domestic violence!
insure domestic Tranquility,
Spending is too high!
provide for the common defense, promote the
Welfare Rights!
general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty
to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this
AmeriKKKa
Constitution for the United States of America.
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