‘Not My Best Side’ – George and the Dragon
James Dixon Year 7
George – The Knight
Sometimes it’s hard to be a boy, Everyone expects you to slay the dragon. And be a man and not chicken out. The pay isn’t bad but I prefer to rest. And not have to encounter huge beasts. Most princesses that I save usually are ugly And I have no interest in them. I only do it for the glory because when I Return to the castle, I am worshipped.
In all of my battles, I don’t try But somehow the dragon falls With one blow.
All the princesses fall in love with me And always say ‘You saved me, it was Meant to be!’ Although I tell them I am not interested, They just keep coming back.
Dragon
I know I look horrible and I probably Might smell but I want to be Just like a human: women on the doorstep And not having to kill for food. But sometimes I just get so jealous That I swoop down and steal a princess. But still a dashing young knight Has to come and save her Did you know, it actually quite hurts being Stabbed in the eye? His fancy weapon was actually very sharp. Some sticky red stuff spurted out of my eye. At least that’s what I thought as I couldn’t see.
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