Trade Catalogue 2023. Hand Made Wooden Plaques And Giftware All Our Products Are Hand Made In The U.K.
Medium Rustic Plaques (29.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £4.00 Each Available in 4 colours Grey, White, Black and Oak
MP087 We’ve Been Through A Lot Together, Most Of It Was Your Fault MP088 What Did You Say All I Heard Was Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah MP089 You Call Them Swear Words I Call The Sentence Enhancers
MP001 A Crazy Cat Lady Lives Here MO002 A Meal Without Wine Is Called Breakfast MP003 A Spoilt Dog Lives Here MP004 All Visitors Must Be Approved By The Dog MP005 Always Kiss Me Goodnight MP006 And They Lived Happily Ever After MP007 All Visitors Must Be Approved By The at MP008 Beware Free Range Children MP009 Friends Welcome Family By Appointment MP010 Grandad The Man The Myth The Legend MP011 Happy Wife, Happy Life MP012 I’m Not Deaf, I’m Ignoring You MP013 Mancave MP014 Posher Than Next Door MP015 Prosecco Queen Of….. Mp016 Save Water Drink Wine MP017 Welcome To The Madhouse MP018 What Happens At Nana’s, Stays At Nana’s MP019 A Dogs Tail Never Lies MP020 Dinner Choices. 1 Take it, 2 Leave it MP021 This House Runs On…Gin MP022 This House Runs On….Prosecco MP023 Let The Adventure Begin
MP090 You Will Always Be My Friend You Know Too Much MP091 I’m Not A Bitch I’m A Teller Of Unpopular Truths MP092 I’m Sorry My Give A Shit Fairy Just Died
MP093 GIN-Dependant Woman MP094 Home Is Where You Park It MP095 I Don’t Camp….I Glamp
MP096 What Happens In The Caravan Stays In The Caravan MP097 When the Caravans A Rocking Don’t Come Knocking MP100 Sorry….Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud MP101 GRANDMA Like A Mum Only Way Cooler MP102 Gin & Tonic How Classy People Get Shit Faced MP103 Dad King Of The Remote Control
MP104 Daddies Like You Are Precious And Few MP105 Dads Are For Hugs And Fixing Things MP106 Dads Man Cave MP107 Dad The Man The Myth The Legend MP108 Is It Nearly “Fuck This Shit” O'clock
MP109 Life Is Short Smile Whilst You Still Have The Teeth MP110 Sometimes It’s Just Better To Stay Silent And Smile MP111 Ne’er Mind The Mess MP112 Sit Thissen Down MP113 A Spoilt Cat Lives Here MP114 Piss Off I’m Busy MP115 Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal MP116 Garden Bar
MP024 The Cat And It’s Housekeeping Staff Live Here MP025 The Dog And It’s Housekeeping Staff Live Here MP026 Let Me Check My Giveashitometer …Nope Nothing MP027 Friends Are Like Fat Thighs They Stick Together MP028 What Happens In The Hot Tub…Stays In The Hot Tub MP029 Excuse The Mess We Live Here MP030 All You Need Is A Good Friend Who Has Gin MP031 All You Need Is a Good Friend Who Has Prosecco MP032 Grandchildren Spoilt Here MP033 Todays Mood Cranky With A Touch Of Psycho MP034 Nah Then MP035 Reyt Busy MP036 Made In Yorkshire MP037 Yorkshire Born & Bred Wi Nowt Taken Out MP038 Yorkshire Lad MP039 Yorkshire Lass MP040 Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap MP041 Hand Me The Fizz And watch Me Get Fabulous MP042 I Love You To The Moon And Back MP043 I’ve Got A Bad Case Of The Fuck Its MP044 One Prosecco, Two Prosecco, Three Prosecco Floor MP046 Shit Happens MP047 Some People Make Me Want To Say Bad Words MP048 The Prosecco Made Me Do It MP049 The Original Prosecco Queen MP050 We Go Together like Drunk & Disorderly MP051 It’ll Be Reet MP052 Aye Up MP053 Prosecco Queen Of Yorkshire MP054 My Heads A Shed MP055 I Was Not Made To Be Perfect…I Was Made To Be Awesome MP056 I Want To Be Nice But Everyone Annoys Me MP057 If It Fits In A Toaster I Can Cook It
MP117 Nobody Gets Out Of Here Sober MP118 It’s Got To Be 5 O’clock Somewhere
MP119 Shed Full Of Shit MP120 House Full Of Shit
MP121 Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back MP122 Founder Member Of The Grumpy Old Git Club MP123 My Kids Have Paws MP124 MUMSTER What Happens To Mum After She Counts To 3 MP125 Life Begins After Coffee MP126 Get Naked MP127 Gin Palace MP128 Bullshit Corner MP129 I Wish Everything Was As Easy As Getting Fat MP130 No Riff Raff MP131 If You Ever See Me Jogging, Please Kill Whatever Is Chasing Me MP132 Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses MP133 A Crazy Dog Lady Lives Here MP134 This Is Our Happy Place MP135 A Biker And The Ride Of His Life Live Here MP136 Missing Husband And Dog Reward For The Dog MP137 Namaste MP138 It’s Not Drinking Alone If Your Kids Are At Home MP139 Trial And Error But Mostly Error Like A Shitload Of Error MP140 Sometimes I Have To Remind Myself It’s Just Not Worth The Jail Time
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MP141 The Naughty Corner Grab A Glass And Join Me MP142 Missing Wife And Dog Reward For The Dog MP143 NO STUPID PEOPLE PAST THIS POINT MP144 Be Our Guest MP145 Be The Person Your Cat Thinks You Are MP146 Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are MP147 But First Coffee MP148 Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily MP149 Fuck It Lets Get Drunk MP150 Hey Good Lookin ’ What You Goy Cookin ’ MP151 It’s Fine I’m Fine Everything’s Fine MP152 Pop The Kettle On
MP058 A Home Without A Cat Is Just A house MP059 A Home Without A Dog Is Just A House MP060 A Lovely Lady and A Grumpy Old Git Live Here MP061 I’d Rather Be Down The Pub MP062 Always My Mother, Forever my Friend MP063 An Old Rooster And His Young Chick Live Here MP064 Don’t Follow Your Dreams, Chase Them MP065 Forget The Dog Beware Of The Kids MP066 Forget The Dog Beware Of The Wife MP067 Home Is Where The Cat Is MP068 Home Is Where The Dog Is MP069 Home Is Where The Heart Is MP070 I Don’t Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk MP071 I Kiss Better Than I Cook MP072 I Work Too Damn Hard To Be This Poor MP073 It’s Not Easy Being A Princess
MP074 An Old Mare Lives Here With Her Young Stallion MP075 An Old Stallion Lives Here With His Young Filly MP076 Beware Grumpy Old Man MP077 Beware Grumpy Old Woman MP079 I Love To Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food MP080 I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House MP081 I Tried Being Normal Once Worst 10 Minutes Of My Life MP082 My House Was Clean Last week Sorry You Missed It
MP083 No Outfit Is Complete without Dog Hair MP084 No Outfit Is Complete Without Cat Hair MP085 The More People I Meet The More I Love My Dog MP086 The Voices In My Head Don’t Like You
Spoilt Dog Plaques (29.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £4.00 Each Available in 4 colours Grey, White, Black and Oak
MD001 Afghan MD002 Airedale MD003 Akita MD004 Basset Hound MD005 Beagle MD006 Bearded Collie MD007 Bichon Frise MD008 Bloodhound MD009 Border Collie MD010 Border Terrier MD011 Boxer MD012 Bulldog MD013 Bullmastiff MD014 Chihuahua MD015 Chow Chow MD016 Cockerpoo MD017 Cocker Spaniel
MD026 Great Dane MD027 Greyhound MD028 Husky MD029 Irish Setter MD030 Irish Wolfhound MD031 Jack Russell MD032 Japanese Spitz MD033 Labradoodle MD034 Black Labrador MD035 Chocolate Labrador MD036 Yellow Labrador MD037 Labrador MD038 Lhasa Apso MD039 Maltese MD040 Newfoundland MD041 Norfolk Terrier MD042 Old English Sheepdog MD043 Pointer MD044 Pomeranian MD045 Pug MD046 Toy Poodle MD047 Rhodesian Ridgeback MD048 Rottweiler MD049 Saint Bernard MD050 Schnauzer
MD051 Scottie Dog MD052 Shih Tzu MD053 Springer Spaniel MD054 Staffie MD055 Vizsla MD056 Weimaraner MD057 Westie MD058 Whippet MD059 Yorkshire Terrier MD060 Yorkie MD061 Cavapoo MD062 King Charles MD063 Golden Doodle MD064 Sprocker MD065 Chug MD066 Puggle
MD067 Maltipoo MD068 Shnoodle MD069 Shar Pei MD070 Lakeland MD071 Patterdale MD072 Cavachon MD073 Sprollie MD074 Rescue Dog
MD018 Dalmation MD019 Dachshund MD020 Doberman MD021 Dogue De Bordeaux MD022 English Setter MD023 French Bulldog MD024 German Shepherd MD025 Golden Retriever
Small Rustic Plaques (14.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £2.50 Each Available in 4 colours Grey, White, Black and Oak
SP001 Believe In Yourself SP002 Do Not Disturb SP003 Dogs Welcome People Tolerated SP004 Enjoy The Little Things SP005 Fridge Pickers Wear Bigger Knickers SP006 Grandmas Kitchen Tasters Welcome
SP015 Wizards Welcome Muggles Tolerated SP016 Be Yourself Everyone Else Is Taken SP017 Hello Sweet Cheeks SP018 Relax, Refresh, Renew SP019 Home Sweet Home
SP029 Life Happens, Gin Helps SP030 Life Happens, Vodka Helps SP031 Choose Happy SP032 Stay Weird SP033 Dream Big SP034 Oh No…Not You Again
SP020 You Got This SP021 Just Add Wine SP022 You Are My Happy SP023 Do All Things With Love SP024 Good Vibes Only SP025 No Muggles Past This Point SP026 P.S. I Love You SP027 Wish It, Dream It, Do It SP028 D.I.E.T. Did I Eat That
SP007 Hello Beautiful SP008 Hello Gorgeous SP009 No Riff Raff SP010 Piss Off I’m Busy SP011 Think Happy Thoughts SP012 Too Glam To Give A Damn SP013 Welcome SP014 Be Nice Or Leave
SP035 Away With The Fairies Back Soon SP036 Born To Shop Forced To Work SP037 Even Diva Need A Day Off SP038 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun SP039 I’m Not Fat I’m Easy To See SP040 I’m Right He’s Wrong End Of Story SP041 Never Trust A Skinny Cook SP042 You Are Enough
Rustic Door Hangers (14.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £2.50 Each Available in 4 colours Grey, White, Black and Oak DH013 Quiet Please Princess Sleeping DH014 Shhh Baby Sleeping DH015 Thou Shalt Not Pass DH016 Wipe Your Paws DH017 Wizards Welcome Muggles Tolerated DH018 No Muggles Past This Point DH019 P.S. I Love You
DH001 Boys Rom No Girls Allowed DH002 Dogs Welcome People Tolerated DH003 Enter At Your Own Risk DH004 Girls Room No Boys Allowed
DH025 Stay Weird DH026 Dream Big DH027 Oh No….Not You Again
DH028 Away With The Fairies Back Soon DH029 Born To Shop Forced To Work DH030 Even Divas Need A Day Off DH031 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun DH032 I’m Not Fat I’m Easy To See DH033 I’m Right He’s Wrong End Of Story DH034 Never Trust A Skinny Cook DH035 You Are Enough
DH005 Her Ladyships Office DH006 His Lordships Office
DH007 Little Diva Den DH008 Little Man Cave DH009 Out Of Mind Back In 10 Minutes DH010 Piss Off I’m Busy DH011 Please Enter I’m Already Disturbed DH012 Quiet Please Prince Is Sleeping
DH020 Wish It, Dream It, Do It DH021 D.I.E.T. Did I Eat That DH022 Life Happens Gin Helps DH023 Life Happens Vodka Helps DH024 Choose Happy
Medium Chunky Signs MDF (23cms x 15cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £6.00 Each
Available in 3 colours Grey, White And Black
MR001 A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Wasted Life MR002 A Fisherman Lives Here With The Best Catch Of His Life MR003 Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite MR004 Grandparents So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It MR005 Happiness Is Not A Destination It’s A Way Of Life MR006 A True Friend Is Someone Who Makes You Laugh So Hard You Pee MR007 Breaking News Changing The Toilet Roll…..Brain Damage MR008 Due To Cutbacks The Light At The End Of The Tunnel..Switched Off MR009 Grandchildren Are Your Reward For Not Strangling Your Kids MR010 I Want To Live To Be 80 So I Can Piss More People Off MR011 If You Want The Best Seat In The House Move The Dog MR012 I Dieted For A Month But All I Lost Was 30 Days MR013 A Wise Woman Once Said “Sod This Crap” ……Happily Ever After MR014 All You Need Is Alcohol Lots And Lots Of Alcohol MR015 An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough MR016 Aspire To Be Barbie That Bitch Has Everything MR017 Every Time I lose Weight I Find It Again In The Refrigerator MR018 Forever Is A Long Time But I Wouldn’t Mind Spending It With You MR020 Grandads Are Here To Help Kids Get into Mischief….. MR021 How Can I Control My Life When I Can’t Control My Hair MR022 I Aim To Keep This Bathroom Clean Your Aim Will Help MR023 I Can Only Please One Person a Day.. Today Is Not Your Day…… MR024 I Could Keep This Kitchen Clean If You People Would Stop Eating Here MR025 I Hate 4 Letter Words, Bake, Cook, Work, Wash, Iron, Dust MR026 I Have A Balanced Diet I Hold A Cupcake In Each Hand MR027 I Married Him For His Money I’m Staying Until He Gets Some MR028 If It Has Tyres Or Testicles It Will Give You Trouble MR029 If It Has Tyres Or Tits It Will Cost You Money
MR030 I’ve Reached An Age Where Falling Asleep On The Sofa…Drunk MR031 Every Time I Hear That Dirty Word Exercise I Wash My Mouth Out
MR032 Founder Member Of The Grumpy Old Git Club MR033 Founder Member Of The Grumpy Old Cow Club
MR034 Grandmas Kitchen Tasters Welcome Everything Made With Love…. MR035 Heat Makes Things Expand Therefore I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Hot MR036 I Don’t Repeat Gossip So Listen Carefully MR037 Missing Wife And Dog Reward For The Dog MR038 Missing Husband And Dog Reward For The Dog MR039 Lord If You Can’t Make Me Skinny Please Make All My Friends Fat MR040 Loved You Once, Love Still. Always Have Always Will MR041 Marriage Is Finding That Someone Special To Annoy…Rest Your Of Life MR042 Mum For All The Ways You Helped Me Grow……Love You So MR043 My Daddy Knows A Lot Of Thing But My Grandad Knows Everything MR044 My Mummy Knows A Lot Of Thing But My Grandma Knows Everything MR045 My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside MR046 My Wife Said She Needed More Space So I Locked Her Outside MR047 My Nana Said When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off MR049 Restricted Section Do Not Enter MR050 The Most Expensive Thing About Having Kids…Wine You Have To Drink MR051 When The Queen Is Happy There Is Peace In The Kingdom MR052 Why Should I Clean The House When The World Is Such A Mess MR053 Will You Grow Old With Me The Very Best Is Yet To Be MR054 You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But It Helps MR055 We Have A Stable Marriage I work Like A Horse..Stubborn Old Mule MR056 Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back MR057 Grumpa Definition: Like A Normal Grandpa only Grumpier MR058 I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Killed You 3 Times
Large Chunky Signs MDF (29.5cms x 15cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £6.00 Each
Available in 3 colours Grey, White And Black
LH001 As I Have Grown Older I’ve Realised That Pleasing Everyone Is Impossible But Pissing People Off Is A Piece Of Cake LH002 Have You Ever Looked At Someone And Knew The Wheel Was Turning But The Hamster Was Dead LH003 I Got A new Stick Deodorant The Instructions Said Remove Cap And Push Up Bottom I Can Barely Walk But When I Fart The Room Smells Lovely LH004 If You Have To Ask If It’s Too Early To Drink Wine You’re An Amateur And We Probably Shouldn’t Br Friends LH005 In This House We Do Real, We Do Mistakes, We do I’m Sorry, We Do Fun, We Do Hugs, We Do Happy….. We Do Love LH006 Inside Me Is A Thin Woman Screaming To Get Out I Normally Shut The Bitch Up With Chocolate LH007 Loo Rules Gentlemen Stand Closer It’s Shorter Than You Think Ladies Please Remain Seated For The Entire Performance LH008 Not Only Did I Fall Off The Diet Wagon I Dragged It Into The Woods Set it On Fire And Used The Insurance Money To Buy Cupcakes LH009 Some Days I Think “Screw This I’ll Just Be A Stripper” Then I Remember I’m Fat And I Can’t Dance LH010 The Best Thing In Life Are The People We Love, The Places We’ve Been And The Memories We’ve Made Along The Way LH011 A Wise Woman Once Said “Sod This Crap” And She Lived Happily Ever After LH012 Home Is Where The Cat Hair Sticks To Everything But The Cat LH013 Home Is Where The Dog Hair sticks To Everything But The Dog LH014 Marriage Is Like A Deck Of Cards In The Beginning All You Need Is Two Hearts And A Diamond By The End You Wished You Had A Club And A Spade LH015 Happiness Is Not A Destination It’s A Way Of Life
LH016 I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Look Fat, Scales, Mirrors And Photographs LH017 If I Died And Went To Hell It Would Take Me A Week To Realise I Wasn’t At Work LH018 I’m Not Sure About An Inner Child But I Have An Inner Idiot That Pops Up Every Now And Again LH020 Bathroom Rules If It’s Up Put it Down, If It’s on Turn It Off, If Its Dirty Clean It If You’re Taking Too Long Hurry U p LH021 Do You Want To Talk Th The Man In Charge Or The Woman Who Knows What’s Going On LH022 Give A Man a Fish And He Will Eat For A Day Teach A Man To Fish And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day
LH023 Good Mums Have Sticky Floors Messy Kitchens Laundry Piles Dirty Ovens And Happy Kids LH024 Happiness Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only You Can Feel The Warmth LH025 I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine For Its Health Benefits The Other Glasses Are For My Witty Comebacks And Flawless Dance Moves LH026 I Think My House May Be Haunted Every Time I Look In The mirror A Crazy Old Lady Stands In Front Of Me So I Can’t See My Own Reflection LH027 If I Had My Life To Do Over I Would Find You Sooner So I Could Love You Longer LH028 I’m A Member Of Weightwatchers, I Wait Until No One is Watching And Then I fill My Face With Chocolate
LH029 It’s The Cats House We Just Pay The Mortgage LH030 It’s The Dogs House We Just Pay The Mortgage
LH031 This House Is Maintained Solely For The Comfort Of The Cat LH032 This House Is Maintained Solely For The Comfort Of The Dog LH033 Men At 25 Play Football Men At 40 Play Tennis Men At 60 Play Golf Have You Noticed That as You Get Older You’re Balls Get Smaller LH034 People Who Say Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness Obviously Don’t Know Where To Shop LH035 Remember No One Is Perfect Everyone’s Arse Has A Crack In It LH036 Some days the Supply Of Swear Words Are Insufficient To meet My Demands LH038 Somewhere Someone Out There Is Thinking Of You And The Tremendous Impact You Made In Their Life It’s Not me I Think You’r e An Arsehole LH039 When I Die Bury Me Under The Pub So My Husband Will Visit Me Seven Days A Week
LH040 Todays Mood Bitchy With A Strong Chance Of Not Giving A Fuck LH041 Best Friends Don’t Judge Each Other They Judge People Together LH042 90% Of Being Married Is Shouting “WHAT?” From Other Rooms
Long And Large Plaques (59.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) £7.50 each Available In 4 Colours Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak
LP001 A House Is Made Of Wall And Beams A Home Is Made Of Love And Dreams LP002 A Meal Without Wine Is Called Breakfast LP003 A Woman Cannot Survive On Champagne Alone She Also Needs Shoes LP004 Aim For The Moon If You Miss At Least You Will Land Among The Stars LP005 Cinderella Is Proof That A New Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life LP006 First We Had Each Other Then We Had You Now We Have Everything LP007 Insanity Runs In My Family In fact It Practically Gallops LP008 Many People Have Eaten In This Kitchen And Gone On To Live Normal Healthy Lives LP009 One Prosecco, Two Prosecco, Three Prosecco Floor LP010 Our Family Is One Tent Away From A Full Blown Circus LP011 Piglet “How Do You Spell Love?”, Pooh “You Don’t Spell It, You Feel It” LP012 Remember If Anyone Asks We Are A Nice Normal Family
LP013 Sit Long Talk Much Laugh Often LP014 This Is Where The Magic Happens
LP015 Time To Drink Champagne And Dance On The Table LP016 Wine Improves With Age I Improve With Wine LP017 You Are My Sunshine My Only Sunshine You Make Me happy When Skies Are Grey LP018 When Life Throws You A Rainy Day Play In The Puddles LP019 Any Day Spent With You Is My Favourite Day So Today Is My New Favourite Day LP020 What's A Bottle Of Wine Between Friends, Not Enough LP021 You Can Take The Lad Out Of (your county) But You Can’t Take The… Out The Lad LP022 You Can Take The Lass Out Of (your county) But You Can’t Take The … Out The Lass LP023 When Someone Told Me I Lived In A Fantasyland I Nearly Fell Of My Unicorn LP024 Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole And Calmeth Thine Titties LP025 Let The Drinking Be-Gin LP026 This Kitchen Is For Dancing LP027 What If The Hokey Cokey Really Is What It’s All About LP028 Life Is Short…Buy The Shoes Eat The Cake And Drink The Wine LP029 You’re Amazing Just The Way You Are LP030 It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With A Psycho For The Rest Of Your Life LP031 Nobody Gets Out Of Here Sober LP032 I Know I’m In My Own Little World But They Know Me There LP033 If At First You Don’t Succeed Throw A Massive Tantrum Tell Everyone To Sod Off And Go Pour Yourself A Nice Cold Prosecco LP034 If At First You Don’t Succeed Throw A Massive Tantrum Tell Everyone To Sod Off And Go Pour Yourself A Nice Cold Gin LP035 Life Is Too Short To Drink Cheap Wine LP036 Life Isn’t About Waiting For The Storm To Pass It’s About Learning To Dance In The Rain LP037 In This Kitchen We Lick The Spoon LP038 Our Kitchen Is For Dancing LP039 Self Service Kitchen Open 24 Hours LP040 Splish Splash Splosh LP041 Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal LP042 Save Water Shower Together LP045 Have You Ever Just Looked At Someone And Knew The Wheel was Turning But The Hamster Was Dead LP046 Not Only Did I Feel Off The Diet Wagon I Dragged It Into The Woods Set It On Fire And Used The Insurance Money To Buy Cupcakes LP047 Inside Me Is A Thin Woman Screaming To Get Out I Normally Shut The Bitch Up With Chocolate LP048 Some Days I Think Screw This I’ll Just Be A Stripper Then I Remember I’m Fat And I Can’t Dance LP049 No Stupid Past This Point LP051 Relax Soak Unwind LP053 Sandy Toes And Salty Kisses
Wall Bum Hooks (29.5cms x 9.2cms) Min 4 Per Title £6.00 each. Available in Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak
WH021 You’ll Never Walk Alone WH022 Did Someone Say Walkies WH023 A Dog’s Tail Never Lies
WH024 Leader Of The Pack WH025 Your Lead I’ll Follow WH026 Life Is Short, Let’s go For A Walk
Small Lead Hooks (9.2cms x 14.5cms)
Min 4 Per Title £4.00 each Available in Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak
WH031 Leader Of The Pack WH032 Walkies WH033 WOOF!
T riple Key, Lead Hooks (29.5cms x 9.2cms) Min 4 £5.00 each Available in Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak. WH003 His, Hers, Paw WH004 His, Hers, Leader Of The Pack WH005 Hers, Hers, Paw WH006 Hers, Hers, Leader Of The Pack WH007 His, His Paw WH008 His, His, Leader Of The Pack
Small Key Hooks (14.5cms x 9.2cms) £4.00 each. Min Of 4. Available in Black, White Grey and Dark Oak
Bottle Opener Range Min 4 Per Title £6.00 each (29.5cms x 9.2cms) Available in Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak. Also Available In Garden Colours By Request
BO001 Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder BO002 I Make Beer Disappear BO003 Life Is Better With A Beer BO004 Save Water, Drink Wine
BO005 Take Your Top Off BO006 The Best Beer Is An Open Beer BO007 This House Runs On Ice Cold Beer
Small Wooden Boxes (29.5cms x 9cms x 12cms) £7.50 each. Min of 4 Per Title Available In Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak SB001 A Little Box Of Fabulous Things SB002 Bits & Bobs SB003 Random Crap SB004 Useful Shit SB005 Lotions & Potions SB006 Dads Box of Useful Shit
SB007 Dog Treats SB008 Useful Stuff SB009 Dads Box Of Useful Stuff
Key/Trinket Trays. (32cms x 4.5cms x 12cms) £6.00 each Min 4 Per Title Available In Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak.
KT001 Bits & Bobs KT002 Dad’s Stuff KT003 Random Crap
KT004 Keys, Coins & Random Crap KT005 Useful Shit
Keyrings Packs of 6 Per Title £12.50 Per Pack Available In Coloured Or Monochrome. (5.2cms x 5.1 x 1.2cms)
KR009 The Thingy-Me-Bob KR010 Key To The Unknown KR011 Office Key KR012 Neighbours Key KR013 Posh Shed
KR001 Caravan Key KR002 Dad’s Shed KR003 Front Door
KR004 Grandad’s Shed KR005 Grandma’s Shed KR006 Her Ladyships Keys KR007 Meter Key KR008 His Lordships Keys
KR014 The Stable Key KR015 The Back Door KR016 The Bloody Keys
KR025 The She Shed KR026 The Fucking Keys KR027 The Man Cave
KR017 Post Box KR018 The Garage Key KR019 The Gate Key KR020 The Conservatory KR021 The Palace Key KR022 The Shed Key KR023 The Spare Key KR024 The Summerhouse
KR028 Storage Box KR029 Mum’s Shed KR030 Side Door
Garden Range Medium Plaques (29.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) £4.00 each Min Of 4 Per Title Available In Black, Green, Yellow and Dark Oak (can also be made in the new standard colours)
GP001 Dad’s Shed GP002 Free weeds Pick Your Own GP003 Grandad’s Shed
GP017 Love Grows Here GP018 Weed It & Reap GP019 I Tried It Died
GP004 I’m In The Garden GP005 Piss Off I’m Busy GP006 The Posh Shed GP007 The Potting Shed
GP020 And I Think To Myself, Wonderful World GP021 A Rose Lives Here with An Old Thorn GP022 Granddad's Garden Where Love Grows GP023 Grandma’s garden Where Love Grows GP024 I Live In The Garden I Sleep In The House GP025 Life Is A Garden Dig In GP026 My Garden Isn’t Dead It’s Asleep GP027 Plants Are My Therapy GP028 What Happens In The Garden Stays…. GP029 Shed Full Of Shit GP030 Dad's Man cave Where Important Things.. GP031 Gardeners Wanted Must Look Good….. GP032 No Trespassing…Tired Of Hiding The Bodies
GP008 We’re In The Garden GP009 Please Shut The Gate GP010 Grandma’s She Shed GP011 Dad’s Shed No Public Admission GP012 We’re In The Hot Tub GP013 Gardeners Know All The Dirt GP014 SHUT THE BLOODY GATE GP015 So Excited We Wet Our Plants GP016 Trespassers Will Be Composted
Long Hanging Plaques (59.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) £7.50 each Min Of 4 Per title Available In Black, Green, Yellow and Dark Oak
LGP001 Old Gardeners Never Die They Just Spade away LGP002 To Weed Or Not To Weed That Is The Garden LGP003 Gardeners Wanted Must Look Good Bending Over LGP004 Gardening Because There’s Nothing Better Than A Well Trimmed Bush
LGP005 Leave Room In The Garden For Fairies To Dance LGP006 No Trespassers We’re Tired Of Hiding The Bodies LGP007 To Plant A Garden Is To Believe In Tomorrow LGP008 I’m Outdoorsy In That I Like Getting Drunk I The Garden
Trays Min Of 4 (29.5 x 5.5 x 11.5cms) GT001 Bits & Bobs GT002 Garden Crap GT003 Random Crap GT004 Random Shit
Boxes Min Of 4 (29.5 x 9.2 x 11.5cms)
GB001 Dad’s Gardening Stuff GB002 Grandad’s Gardening GB003 Grandma’s Gardening GB004 Mum’s Gardening…
Framed Collection
All Prices Are Per Item With A Minimum Of Two Per Phrase. Dark Oak Stained Frames With Painted MDF Boards. The Following Are Examples And Custom Phrases Can Be Ordered Dependent On frame Sizes For The Quote Size. Each Frame Comes In 16 Different Colour Options.
1 Paris Grey 2 Olive 3 Athenian Black 4 Cream 5 Grey/Green 6 Duck Egg Blue 7 Burgundy 8 Amsterdam Green 9 Warm Pink 10 Old White 11 Napoleonic Blue 12 Sand 13 Giverny Blue 14 Purple 15 Mustard 16 Putty
Small Square Frames (18.5cms x 18.5cms x 4.5cms) £4.08 each Sold In Sets Of 3, Minimum 2 Sets Per Design
FSS001 Bee Humble
FSS002 Bee Happy
FSS003 Bee Kind
FSS005 Don’t Worry Bee Happy
FSS004 Queen Bee
FSS006 Bee Yourself
FSS007 Bee Brave
Small Rectangular Frames (18.5cms x 24cms x 4.5cms) £6.25 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
FSR001
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FSR020
FSR017
FSR016
FSR0018
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Small Square Frames (24cms x 24cms x 4.5cms) £7.25 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
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Medium Rectangular Frames (24cms x 33cms x 4.5cms) £10.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
FMR004
FMR002
FMR006
FMR008
FMR005
FMR007
FMR011
FMR009
FMR016
FMR012
FMR013
FMR015
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FMR019
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FMR021
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Large Square Frames (33cms x 33cms x 4.5cms) £11.50 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
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FLS005
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FLS009
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Long Thin Rectangle Frames (18cms x 64cms x 4.5cms) £14.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
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FLT002
FLT003
FLT004
FLT005
FLT006
FLT008
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FLT011
FLT012
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FLT018
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FLT035
FLT036
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FLT037
FLT009
FLT015
FLT038
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Long Rectangle Frames (24cms x 64cms x 4.5cms) £16.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
FLR001
FLR002
FLR003
FLR004
FLR006
FLR005
FLR007
FLR008
FLR009
FLR010
FLR011
FLR012
FLR013
FLR014
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FLR015
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FLR016
FLR017
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FLR018
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FLR020
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FLR019
FLR021
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FLR022
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XL Rectangle Frames (33cms x 64cms x 4.5cms) £18.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed.
FXL004
FXL001
FXL003
FXL011
FXL010
FXL002
FXL005
FXL006
FXL007
FXL008
FXL009
Large Chalkboard (33cms x 64cms x 4.5cms) £18.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed. Available In Grey, Black, Grey/Green, Duck Egg, White and Sand
FCL02
FCL04
FCL05
FCL06
FCL07
FCL03
Small Chalkboard (24cms x 64cms x 4.5cms) £18.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase Colours Can Be Mixed. Available In Grey, Black, Grey/Green, Duck Egg, White and Sand
FCS03
FCS02
FCS05
FCS06
FCS07
FCS04
House Chalkboards Min 2 Per Title.
FCS01 Small House, Blank £8.00 (20cms x 25cms X 4.5cms) FCM01 Medium House, Notes £12.50 (24cms x 24cms x 4.5cms) FCL01 Large House, Shopping List £16.00 (33cms x 34cms x 4.5cms)
House Frame Hooks Min 2 Per Title. Colours Can be Mixed. Available In Grey, Black, Grey/Green, Duck Egg, Old White and Sand FKS01 Small House, Keys £8.00 FKM01 Medium House, Home Sweet Home £12.50 FKL01 Large House, Home Is Where You Hang Your Keys £18.00
Small House Frames £9.00 each (19.5cms x 26cms x 4.5cms) Min 2 Per Title. Colours Can Be Mixed. Available in Grey, Black, Grey/Green, Duck Egg, Old White and Sand
FHS01
FHS02
FHS03
FHS06
FHS05
FHS04
Medium House Frames £12.50 each (35cms x 35cms x 4.5cms) Min 2 Per Title. Colours Can Be Mixed. Available in Grey, Black, Grey/Green, Duck Egg, Old White and Sand
FMH01
FMH02
FMH03
FMH05
FMH04
FMH06
Large House Frames £16.00 each
(45cms x 35cms x 4.5cms) Min 2 Per Title. Colours Can Be Mixed. Available in Grey, Black, Grey/Green, Duck Egg, Old White and Sand
FHL02
FHL01
FHL03
FHL04
FHL05
FHL06
Clocks. Each Design Available In 2 Sizes. FMC, Small, 24.5 x 24.5 x 4.5cms, £12.50 each Min Of 2 Per Design FLC, Medium, 33cms x 33cms x 4.5cms, £17.50 Each Min Of 2 Per Design.
FMC/FLC01
FMC/FLC02
FMC/FLC03
FMC/FLC04
FMC/FLC07
FMC/FLC05
FMC/FLC08
FMC/FLC06
Movie Quotes NEW for 2023 (24cms x 33cms x 4.5cms) £10.00 each Sold In Multiples Of 2 Per Phrase
FFR001 After All Tomorrow Is Another Day Gone With The Wind 1939 FFR002 All Right Mr Demille , I’m Ready For My Close Up. Sunset Boulevard 1950 FFR003 As If! Clueless 1995 FFR004 Frankly My Dear I Don’t Give A Damn. Gone With The Wind 1939 FFR005 Go Ahead, Make My Day. Sudden Impact 1983 FFR006 Hasta La Vista Baby. Terminator 2 Judgement Day 1991 FFR007 Here’s Looking At You Kid. Casablanca 1942 FFR008 I’ll Have What She’s Having. When Harry Met Sally 1989 FFR009 I’m Gonna Make Him An Offer He Can’t Refuse. The Godfather 1972 FFR010 Just Keep Swimming. Finding Nemo 2003 FFR011 Keep Your Friend Close And Your Enemies Closer. The Godfather Part 2 1974 FFR012 Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry. Love Story 1970 FFR013 Magic Mirror On The Wall Who Is The Fairest Of Them All. Snow White And The 7 Dwarfs 1937 FFR014 Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner. Dirty Dancing 1987 FFR015 Roads? Where we’re Going We Don’t Need Roads Back To The Future 1985 FFR016 Say Hello To My Little Friend. Scarface 1983
FFR017 Snap out of It! Moonstruck 1987 FFR018 That’ll Do Pig, That’ll Do. Babe 1995 FFR019 There’s No Place Like Home. The Wizard Of Oz 1939 FFR020 To Infinity And Beyond! Toy Story 1995 FFR021 Toto, I’ve A Feeling We’re Not In Kansas Anymore. The Wizard Of Oz 1939 FFR022 Well Nobody’s Perfect. Some Like It Hot 1939 FFR023 You Had Me At Hello. Jerry Maquire 1996 FFR024 You Talking To Me? Taxi driver 1976 FFR025 You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat! Jaws 1975 FFR026 You’re Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody doors Off! The Italian Job 1969
Accessories
Framed Wall Hooks.
3 Hook £12.50. 5 Hook £24.00 (34.5cms x 24cms) (51.5cms x 24cms) (64cms x 24cms) Available In 6 Colours Grey, Black, Grey Green, Duck Egg, White And Sand. 4 Hook £18.00.
FH301 Get Your Coat You’ve Pulled FH302 Hang Your Shit Up FH303 Welcome FH304 Welcome To Our Home FH305 Well Hung!!
FH401 Get Your Coat You’ve Pulled FH402 Hang Your Shit Up FH403 Welcome FH404 Welcome To Our Home FH405 Well Hung!!
FH501 Get Your Coat You’ve Pulled FH502 Hang Your Shit Up FH503 Welcome FH504 Welcome To Our Home FH505 Well Hung!!
Budget MDF Plaques (White Only) (15cms x 15cms x 0.6cms) £3.10 Each. Min Of 6 Per Title
BP042 This Kitchen Is For Bitchin’ BP043 This kitchen Is For Dancing BP044 Too Glam To Give A Damn BP045 You Are Enough BP046 You Got This BP047 You Will Always Be my Friend… Know Too Much BP048 You’re Amazing Just The Way You Are BP049 A Spoilt Cat Lives Here BP050 A Spoilt Dog Lives Here BP051 An Old Rooster Lives Here With His Young Chick BP052 Be nice Or Leave BP053 Be Yourself Everyone Else Is Taken BP054 Believe In Yourself BP055 Born To Shop Forced To work BP056 Bullshit Corner BP057 D.I.E.T. Did I Eat That BP058 Do All Things with Love BP059 Do Not Disturb BP060 Dogs Welcome People Tolerated BP061 Even Divas Need a Day off BP062 Friends Welcome Family By Appointment BP063 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun BP065 Grandmas Kitchen Children Welcome BP066 Hello Gorgeous BP067 Hello Sweet Cheeks BP068 Home Sweet Home BP070 I’m Right he’s Wrong End Of Story BP071 It’s Good To Be Home BP072 Let The Drinking Be-GIN BP073 My House Was Clean Last week …. You Missed It BP074 Never Trust A Skinny Cook BP075 Oh No Not You Again BP076 Piss Off I’m Busy BP077 PS I Love You BP078 Relax Refresh renew BP079 Sit Long Talk much Laugh Often BP080 Stay Weird BP081 Think Happy Thoughts BP082 Welcome BP083 Wish It Dream It do It
BP001 A Lovely Lady And A Grumpy Old Git Live Here BP002 Absofuckinlutely BP003 Away With The Fairies BP004 Beware Grumpy Old Man BP005 Beware Grumpy Old Woman BP006 Choose Happy BP007 Dream Big BP008 Enjoy The Little Things BP009 Excuse The Mess We Live Here BP010 Fridge Pickers Wear Bigger Knickers
BP011 Get Naked BP012 Gin Palace BP013 Good Vibes Only
BP014 Grandchildren Spoilt Here BP015 Happy Wife, Happy Life BP016 Hello Beautiful
BP017 Home Is Where The Cat Is BP018 Home Is Where The Dog Is BP019 I Don’t Skinny dip, I Chunky Dunk
BP020 I Want To Be Nice But Everyone Annoys Me BP021 I Wish Everything Was As Easy As Getting Fat BP022 I’m Not Fat, I’m East To See BP023 Is It Nearly “Fuck This Shit” O’clock Yet BP024 Just add Wine BP025 Let Me Check My Giveashitometer, Nope Nothing BP026 Life Happens Gin Helps
BP027 Life Happens Prosecco Helps BP028 Life Happens Vodka Helps BP029 No Muggles Past This Point BP030 No Riff Raff
BP031 No Stupid People Past This Point BP032 Nobody Gets Out Of Here Sober BP033 One Prosecco Two Prosecco Three Prosecco Floor BP034 Posher Than Next door BP035 Shit Happens BP036 Sometimes It’s Better To Just Stay Silent…Smile BP037 Sorry Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud BP038 The More People I Meet The More I Love My Dog BP039 This House Runs On Love Laughter And Gin BP040 This House Runs On Love Laughter And Prosecco BP041 This Is A Small House With A Big Welcome
Budget MDF Plaque Spinner Deal
OPTION 1 48 Different Titles, 8 Of Each Free Spinner Saving £40.40 £1150.00
OPTION 2 48 Different Titles, 6 Of Each £47.20 Contribution Towards Spinner £940.00 £25.00 Credit On Re Stock Order Over £300.00
Spinner And Display Stand Deals
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1. Best Seller Medium Rustic Plaque Spinner 32 Titles, 8 Of Each. Free Spinner, Save £25.00. £999.00 32 Titles, 6 Of Each. £52.00 Towards Spinner Cost. £840.00* 2 Mixed Rustic Best Seller Spinner 16 Medium Plaques, 16 Door Hangers, 18 Small Plaques 8 Of Each Title Free Spinner, Save £42.00. £1150.00 As Above, 6 Of Each Title, £56.00 Towards Spinner Cost. £950.00* 3 Medium Rustic Garden Plaque Spinner 32 Titles, 8 Of Each. Free Spinner Save £25.00. £999.00 32 Titles, 6 Of Each. £52.00 Towards Spinner Cost. £840.00* 4 Mixed Chunky Plaque Spinner 12x MR’s, 12x LH’s, 8 Of Each Title, Free Spinner, Save £96.00. £1200.00 12x MR’s, 12x LH’s, 6 Of Each Title, £53.00 Towards Spinner Cost. £999.00*
Long Plaque Stand 16 Titles, 8 Of Each Free Spinner. £960.00 16 Titles, 6 Of Each £50.00 Towards Spinner Cost. £770.00
Keyring Stand 27 Titles, 8 Of Each Free Stand. £450.00
27 Titles, 6 Of Each £37.50 Towards Stand Cost £375.00
New House Collection For Summer 2023 By The Giggle Gift Company.
Hand Finished Wooden Houses On Oak Stained Base
Small Wooden Houses 9cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 9cms tall Sold in packs of 4 per design £2.70 each Home HSS01 Welcome HSS02
Medium Wooden Houses 11.5cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 11cms tall Sold in packs of 4 per design £3.95 each The Palace HSM01 Our Home HSM02
Large Wooden Houses 16.5cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 15.5cms tall Sold in packs of 4 per design £5.20 each Home Sweet Home HSL01 Welcome To Our Home HSL02
Small Wooden Houses 9cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 9cms tall Sold in packs of 4 per design £2.70 each Home HSS01 Welcome HSS02
Medium Wooden Houses 11.5cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 11cms tall Sold in packs of 4 per design £3.95 each The Palace HSM01 Our Home HSM02
Large Wooden Houses 16.5cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 15.5cms tall Sold in packs of 4 per design £5.20 each Home Sweet Home HSL01 Welcome To Our Home HSL02
Double Houses Love Thy Neighbour 17cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 9.5cms tall Sold in a pack of 4 £5.20 each. HSD01 Large Double Houses 22.5cms wide, 4.5cms deep and 15.5cms tall Posher Than Next Door Sold in a pack of 4 £7.25 each HLD01
House Storage Box With Lid 13cms wide and deep and 18.5cms tall. Sold in 2 per colour option. Available in black, white and oak. HSB01 £8.35 each.
House Door Stops 13cms wide and deep and 18.5cms tall. Sold in 2 per colour option. Available in black, white and oak. HDS01 10.00 each.
House Money Boxes 13cms wide and deep and 18.5cms tall. Sold in 2 per colour option. Available i black, white and oak. HMB01 £8.35 each.
House Frames Sold in Multiples of 2 Per Design. White Background With duck Egg Blue Houses And Grey Lettering. Home 18.5cms wide and tall and 4.5cms deep. FHSS01 £6.25 each.
Home Sweet Home 18.5cms wide, 24cms tall and 4.5cms deep. FHSR01 £8.33 each.
This is A Small House With A Big Welcome. 24cms wide and tall and 4.5cms deep. FHMS01 £10.00 each.
Posher Than Next Door. 33cms wide, 24cms tall and 4.5cms deep. FHMR01 £13.55 each.
Welcome To Our Beautiful Chaos. 64cms wide, 18cms tall and 4.5cms deep. FHLT01 £16.60 each.
A House Is Made Of Walls And Beams, A Home is Made Of Love And Dreams. 64cms wide, 24cms tall and 4.5cms deep. FHLR01 £18.45 each.
In This House. 64cms tall, 33cms wide and 4.5cms deep. FHXL01 £20.85 each.
Small Chalkboard. Remember if anyone asks, we are a nice, normal family! 24cms wide, 64cms tall and 4.5cms deep.
Sold in multiples of 2. FHCS01 £18.75 each.
Large Chalkboard. This house runs on love, laughter and inappropriate humour! 33cms wide, 64cms tall and 4.5cms deep.
Sold in multiples of 2. FHCL01 £20.85 each.
To Order Call 01302 639190 Or Contact Your Local Agent Southwest:
Andy Harding 07824 975463 Heidi Maguire 07917 854155 Howard Burnside 01302 639190 07875 066661
Northwest: Rest Of Uk:
Trading Address The Giggle Gift Company 22 Lynham Avenue Birdwell Barnsley, S70 5SY Co Reg No 09000021 Or Email Your Order To; thegigglegiftco@outlook.com
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