Medium Chunky Signs MDF (23cms x 15cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £6.00 Each
Available in 3 colours Grey, White And Black
MR001 A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Wasted Life MR002 A Fisherman Lives Here With The Best Catch Of His Life MR003 Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite MR004 Grandparents So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It MR005 Happiness Is Not A Destination It’s A Way Of Life MR006 A True Friend Is Someone Who Makes You Laugh So Hard You Pee MR007 Breaking News Changing The Toilet Roll…..Brain Damage MR008 Due To Cutbacks The Light At The End Of The Tunnel..Switched Off MR009 Grandchildren Are Your Reward For Not Strangling Your Kids MR010 I Want To Live To Be 80 So I Can Piss More People Off MR011 If You Want The Best Seat In The House Move The Dog MR012 I Dieted For A Month But All I Lost Was 30 Days MR013 A Wise Woman Once Said “Sod This Crap” ……Happily Ever After MR014 All You Need Is Alcohol Lots And Lots Of Alcohol MR015 An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough MR016 Aspire To Be Barbie That Bitch Has Everything MR017 Every Time I lose Weight I Find It Again In The Refrigerator MR018 Forever Is A Long Time But I Wouldn’t Mind Spending It With You MR020 Grandads Are Here To Help Kids Get into Mischief….. MR021 How Can I Control My Life When I Can’t Control My Hair MR022 I Aim To Keep This Bathroom Clean Your Aim Will Help MR023 I Can Only Please One Person a Day.. Today Is Not Your Day…… MR024 I Could Keep This Kitchen Clean If You People Would Stop Eating Here MR025 I Hate 4 Letter Words, Bake, Cook, Work, Wash, Iron, Dust MR026 I Have A Balanced Diet I Hold A Cupcake In Each Hand MR027 I Married Him For His Money I’m Staying Until He Gets Some MR028 If It Has Tyres Or Testicles It Will Give You Trouble MR029 If It Has Tyres Or Tits It Will Cost You Money
MR030 I’ve Reached An Age Where Falling Asleep On The Sofa…Drunk MR031 Every Time I Hear That Dirty Word Exercise I Wash My Mouth Out
MR032 Founder Member Of The Grumpy Old Git Club MR033 Founder Member Of The Grumpy Old Cow Club
MR034 Grandmas Kitchen Tasters Welcome Everything Made With Love…. MR035 Heat Makes Things Expand Therefore I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Hot MR036 I Don’t Repeat Gossip So Listen Carefully MR037 Missing Wife And Dog Reward For The Dog MR038 Missing Husband And Dog Reward For The Dog MR039 Lord If You Can’t Make Me Skinny Please Make All My Friends Fat MR040 Loved You Once, Love Still. Always Have Always Will MR041 Marriage Is Finding That Someone Special To Annoy…Rest Your Of Life MR042 Mum For All The Ways You Helped Me Grow……Love You So MR043 My Daddy Knows A Lot Of Thing But My Grandad Knows Everything MR044 My Mummy Knows A Lot Of Thing But My Grandma Knows Everything MR045 My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside MR046 My Wife Said She Needed More Space So I Locked Her Outside MR047 My Nana Said When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off MR049 Restricted Section Do Not Enter MR050 The Most Expensive Thing About Having Kids…Wine You Have To Drink MR051 When The Queen Is Happy There Is Peace In The Kingdom MR052 Why Should I Clean The House When The World Is Such A Mess MR053 Will You Grow Old With Me The Very Best Is Yet To Be MR054 You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But It Helps MR055 We Have A Stable Marriage I work Like A Horse..Stubborn Old Mule MR056 Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back MR057 Grumpa Definition: Like A Normal Grandpa only Grumpier MR058 I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Killed You 3 Times
Large Chunky Signs MDF (29.5cms x 15cms x 12mm) Min 4 Per Title £6.00 Each
Available in 3 colours Grey, White And Black
LH001 As I Have Grown Older I’ve Realised That Pleasing Everyone Is Impossible But Pissing People Off Is A Piece Of Cake LH002 Have You Ever Looked At Someone And Knew The Wheel Was Turning But The Hamster Was Dead LH003 I Got A new Stick Deodorant The Instructions Said Remove Cap And Push Up Bottom I Can Barely Walk But When I Fart The Room Smells Lovely LH004 If You Have To Ask If It’s Too Early To Drink Wine You’re An Amateur And We Probably Shouldn’t Br Friends LH005 In This House We Do Real, We Do Mistakes, We do I’m Sorry, We Do Fun, We Do Hugs, We Do Happy….. We Do Love LH006 Inside Me Is A Thin Woman Screaming To Get Out I Normally Shut The Bitch Up With Chocolate LH007 Loo Rules Gentlemen Stand Closer It’s Shorter Than You Think Ladies Please Remain Seated For The Entire Performance LH008 Not Only Did I Fall Off The Diet Wagon I Dragged It Into The Woods Set it On Fire And Used The Insurance Money To Buy Cupcakes LH009 Some Days I Think “Screw This I’ll Just Be A Stripper” Then I Remember I’m Fat And I Can’t Dance LH010 The Best Thing In Life Are The People We Love, The Places We’ve Been And The Memories We’ve Made Along The Way LH011 A Wise Woman Once Said “Sod This Crap” And She Lived Happily Ever After LH012 Home Is Where The Cat Hair Sticks To Everything But The Cat LH013 Home Is Where The Dog Hair sticks To Everything But The Dog LH014 Marriage Is Like A Deck Of Cards In The Beginning All You Need Is Two Hearts And A Diamond By The End You Wished You Had A Club And A Spade LH015 Happiness Is Not A Destination It’s A Way Of Life
LH016 I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Look Fat, Scales, Mirrors And Photographs LH017 If I Died And Went To Hell It Would Take Me A Week To Realise I Wasn’t At Work LH018 I’m Not Sure About An Inner Child But I Have An Inner Idiot That Pops Up Every Now And Again LH020 Bathroom Rules If It’s Up Put it Down, If It’s on Turn It Off, If Its Dirty Clean It If You’re Taking Too Long Hurry U p LH021 Do You Want To Talk Th The Man In Charge Or The Woman Who Knows What’s Going On LH022 Give A Man a Fish And He Will Eat For A Day Teach A Man To Fish And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day
LH023 Good Mums Have Sticky Floors Messy Kitchens Laundry Piles Dirty Ovens And Happy Kids LH024 Happiness Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only You Can Feel The Warmth LH025 I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine For Its Health Benefits The Other Glasses Are For My Witty Comebacks And Flawless Dance Moves LH026 I Think My House May Be Haunted Every Time I Look In The mirror A Crazy Old Lady Stands In Front Of Me So I Can’t See My Own Reflection LH027 If I Had My Life To Do Over I Would Find You Sooner So I Could Love You Longer LH028 I’m A Member Of Weightwatchers, I Wait Until No One is Watching And Then I fill My Face With Chocolate
LH029 It’s The Cats House We Just Pay The Mortgage LH030 It’s The Dogs House We Just Pay The Mortgage
LH031 This House Is Maintained Solely For The Comfort Of The Cat LH032 This House Is Maintained Solely For The Comfort Of The Dog LH033 Men At 25 Play Football Men At 40 Play Tennis Men At 60 Play Golf Have You Noticed That as You Get Older You’re Balls Get Smaller LH034 People Who Say Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness Obviously Don’t Know Where To Shop LH035 Remember No One Is Perfect Everyone’s Arse Has A Crack In It LH036 Some days the Supply Of Swear Words Are Insufficient To meet My Demands LH038 Somewhere Someone Out There Is Thinking Of You And The Tremendous Impact You Made In Their Life It’s Not me I Think You’r e An Arsehole LH039 When I Die Bury Me Under The Pub So My Husband Will Visit Me Seven Days A Week
LH040 Todays Mood Bitchy With A Strong Chance Of Not Giving A Fuck LH041 Best Friends Don’t Judge Each Other They Judge People Together LH042 90% Of Being Married Is Shouting “WHAT?” From Other Rooms
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