Long And Large Plaques (59.5cms x 9cms x 12mm) £7.50 each Available In 4 Colours Black, White, Grey and Dark Oak
LP001 A House Is Made Of Wall And Beams A Home Is Made Of Love And Dreams LP002 A Meal Without Wine Is Called Breakfast LP003 A Woman Cannot Survive On Champagne Alone She Also Needs Shoes LP004 Aim For The Moon If You Miss At Least You Will Land Among The Stars LP005 Cinderella Is Proof That A New Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life LP006 First We Had Each Other Then We Had You Now We Have Everything LP007 Insanity Runs In My Family In fact It Practically Gallops LP008 Many People Have Eaten In This Kitchen And Gone On To Live Normal Healthy Lives LP009 One Prosecco, Two Prosecco, Three Prosecco Floor LP010 Our Family Is One Tent Away From A Full Blown Circus LP011 Piglet “How Do You Spell Love?”, Pooh “You Don’t Spell It, You Feel It” LP012 Remember If Anyone Asks We Are A Nice Normal Family
LP013 Sit Long Talk Much Laugh Often LP014 This Is Where The Magic Happens
LP015 Time To Drink Champagne And Dance On The Table LP016 Wine Improves With Age I Improve With Wine LP017 You Are My Sunshine My Only Sunshine You Make Me happy When Skies Are Grey LP018 When Life Throws You A Rainy Day Play In The Puddles LP019 Any Day Spent With You Is My Favourite Day So Today Is My New Favourite Day LP020 What's A Bottle Of Wine Between Friends, Not Enough LP021 You Can Take The Lad Out Of (your county) But You Can’t Take The… Out The Lad LP022 You Can Take The Lass Out Of (your county) But You Can’t Take The … Out The Lass LP023 When Someone Told Me I Lived In A Fantasyland I Nearly Fell Of My Unicorn LP024 Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole And Calmeth Thine Titties LP025 Let The Drinking Be-Gin LP026 This Kitchen Is For Dancing LP027 What If The Hokey Cokey Really Is What It’s All About LP028 Life Is Short…Buy The Shoes Eat The Cake And Drink The Wine LP029 You’re Amazing Just The Way You Are LP030 It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With A Psycho For The Rest Of Your Life LP031 Nobody Gets Out Of Here Sober LP032 I Know I’m In My Own Little World But They Know Me There LP033 If At First You Don’t Succeed Throw A Massive Tantrum Tell Everyone To Sod Off And Go Pour Yourself A Nice Cold Prosecco LP034 If At First You Don’t Succeed Throw A Massive Tantrum Tell Everyone To Sod Off And Go Pour Yourself A Nice Cold Gin LP035 Life Is Too Short To Drink Cheap Wine LP036 Life Isn’t About Waiting For The Storm To Pass It’s About Learning To Dance In The Rain LP037 In This Kitchen We Lick The Spoon LP038 Our Kitchen Is For Dancing LP039 Self Service Kitchen Open 24 Hours LP040 Splish Splash Splosh LP041 Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal LP042 Save Water Shower Together LP045 Have You Ever Just Looked At Someone And Knew The Wheel was Turning But The Hamster Was Dead LP046 Not Only Did I Feel Off The Diet Wagon I Dragged It Into The Woods Set It On Fire And Used The Insurance Money To Buy Cupcakes LP047 Inside Me Is A Thin Woman Screaming To Get Out I Normally Shut The Bitch Up With Chocolate LP048 Some Days I Think Screw This I’ll Just Be A Stripper Then I Remember I’m Fat And I Can’t Dance LP049 No Stupid Past This Point LP051 Relax Soak Unwind LP053 Sandy Toes And Salty Kisses
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