King's Business - 1967-09

HOW TO KILL YOUR MISSIONARIES WITH KINDNESS by Jean Cerling Allen 1. Write two weeks before they leave the field and ask them to bring 450 souvenirs for your annual missionary confer­ ence. 2. Stop their support as soon as they get home. 3. Schedule your annual mis­ sionary conference the week after they get home so they can bring a message “ fresh from the field.” 4. Give them an old car — just good enough to keep them from junking it, and just de­ crepit enough so they worry constantly about getting to their meetings on time — and spend a small fortune to keep it rolling. 5. Invite them to speak for the evening service, and when they arrive to set up their dis­ play and equipment, ask them to take over the young people’s meeting too. 6. If their field is New Guin­ ea, introduce them as “ our missionaries to the islands off South America,” and if they are from Japan, present them as “ our dear fr iends from Hong Kong.” 7. Mention only casually at the beginning of the service that there will be an offering plate at the rear door, then.. . . 8. Invite everyone out the side exit after the service for coffee and cake. 9. Announce that the mis­ sionary committee has met in special session and decided to take on $50.00 a month support of the missionaries who were there LAST week! 10. Wait until they have bought all their equipment, then have a wonderful surprise shower on them. qqj

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