They Seem Too Dumb to Be True! HILARIOUS REAL-LIFE CRIMES
Today, we have tons of podcasts, YouTube videos, TikToks, and documentaries about true crime. It seems like we can’t get enough of learning about the person behind heinous crimes and their motives. But what about the crimes you can’t help but laugh at because they’re almost too funny to be true? Here are two crimes you won’t believe happened because of how silly and, for the lack of a better term, dumb they are! DON’T FORGET TO LOG OUT OF FACEBOOK! Nicholas Wig broke into James Wood’s house one night and stole his credit cards, cash, watches, and more. However, the 26-year-old thief left his Nike shoes, jeans, and a belt at the scene of the crime … but that’s not all.
into. But after realizing the thief had accessed Facebook on his computer, he decided to post on Nicholas’ account that he (Nicholas) had broken into his
(James’) home. James also shared his phone number in case anyone had any additional information. Nicholas contacted James over text, and the two agreed to meet in person. The thief thought if he went to James’ home and returned the stolen items, everything would be fine — but that’s not how things played out. As soon as James spotted Nicholas walking toward his home, he called the police. When law enforcement arrived, they arrested the thief on the spot. MONOPOLY MONEY DOESN’T WORK IN THE REAL WORLD. Michael Fuller stopped by Walmart to purchase a vacuum cleaner and microwave
for $476. But instead of paying with real money, he decided to pay using a million- dollar note from the game Monopoly. The gentleman then demanded that he receive $999,524 from the cashier since he would need cash back for his “purchases.” The cashier called the police, and Michael was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretenses. Can you believe these hilarious crimes?! Do you know of any we should highlight next time? We would love to hear from you!
When James got home, he was stunned to see his house had been broken
LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR A GOOD CAUSE THE JUST CALL MOE COMEDY JAM IS BACK!
We’re always looking for ways to bring our community together and give everyone a chance to let loose and have fun. We’ve hosted exclusive concerts and days of fun and excitement at Fun Spot America for many of you, but this September, we have something special planned! On Friday, Sept. 15, at 8 p.m., hang out with us at Tuffy’s Music Box in Sanford for our second annual Just Call Moe Comedy Jam! We held this event last year at Tuffy’s, and it was a smashing success. We nearly sold out the venue, and everyone we talked to had a great time. Laughs echoed through the building, and we can’t wait to experience the same level of joy and excitement this year! Ross McCoy, host of “The Orlando Talk Show With Ross McCoy,” will host this year’s event. We have five amazing
comedians who will tell their best jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches: Rauce Padgett from 104.1’s “The Jim Colbert Show,” Sabrina Ambra from “The News Junkie,” Kevin Deane, Aimee LeCours, and Captain Wright.
Although the Comedy Jam is only a few days away, we still have tickets left, so head to MoeComedyJam.com right now to secure your spot at the show. General admission tickets cost $15, but we also have a few special packages available. For $50, you can get a general admission plus ticket, which includes a Moe Merch gift bag. For $100, you can get the VIP experience, which includes two complimentary drinks, an extra-special Moe Merch gift basket, and a signed JustCallMoe.com Comedy Jam poster. All proceeds from the Just Call Moe Comedy Jam go to Yellow Brick Road: The Holden Flynn Foundation, an organization focused on supporting families affected by congenital heart disease. Space is limited, so don’t wait to get your tickets. There are only a few days left until the show!
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