What advice do you give Dogs or Cats when looking for an owner? (Daniel, this is a Great question, Thank You LOL!)
Fat owners are the best. No matter what you are trying to tell us, we think you are still hungry, because we’re still hungry, so you’ll never go hungry with a pleasingly plump owner. Skinny owners are also excellent. If they are skinny, chances are they are good meal sharers and you will be a cherished sandwich partner. Little old men and ladies are great as well. After their long lives, it’s all come down to you and them, and you will be seen as the good kid who didn’t move away. Make sure they put you in the will so if they exit fifirst, you will have a contingency plan. We get too many cherished pets in rescue who were left behind because an elderly owner didn’t put anything in writing, and their kids will promise anything until the will is read, and then take you to the pound. And of course, you can’t do much better than children. They are sticky and delicious, constantly dropping food, running, jumping, yelling, playing, messy, smelly and energetic. They’re just like you. They’re dogs without fur. When people say “I like dogs better” or “I like cats better”, do you think this is cool or politically correct? I don’t think it’s politically incorrect to have a preference for what kind of pet appeals to you. Personally, I like any living thing that isn’t my parents.
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