Vol 11. Edition 6
News from CannaTown
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CANNASCOPES : Discover Your Fortune! Aries - You were courageous to embark on the DIY house-painting, but you shouldn't have used water-color. Taurus - Now that it's warm enough, you can nally talk about how you'd be jogging every day but it's too hot outside. Gemini - ere’s no need to announce you’re going to the restroom, especially not on a mic during the maid of honor’s toast. Cancer - ough you got poked hard in the eye, a jumbo bandaid is not the solution. Leo - e terribleness of your breath will be- come crystal clear when they can't resuscitate the dental hygienist. Virgo - It might be a greasy old gym sock covered in moldy cheese, but hey, at least it's not Cracker Barrel.
Libra - e universe will send you three tests, at no added cost, aer your couture shaving box. Scorpio - It's safe to say you didn't turn into your parents, but at this rate, looks like you'll be skipping right to your grandpar- ents. Sagittarius - You have too much pride to ask for help, but as a stoner stuck in the mud in a dinosaur costume, no one wants to anyway. Capricorn - You'll realize the thing you've been missing your entire life, is thick, thick corduroy; then the mediocrity will kill you. Aquarius - Your quest to know thyself will end ttingly in a near-direct DNA match with an extinct family of parameciums. Pisces - Now that you've ushed your phone, you can enjoy the things you used to do the old-fashioned way, like looking for a plumber in a phone book.
What Came to Pass News in Brief
An Era Ends: Last Manned Bowlbooths Close It sounded like the perfect job at the time. Sit in a booth and let people through on the highway just as long as they loaded your one-hitter pipe (called a pinchie back in those days). ousands signed up and hundreds would don the uniforms, many for decades, happily accepting and smaking the bowls packed from cars and trucks going down the road for four to eight hours at a time. Now, the last stretch of manually-monitored road, deep in Highlands on the Bertha Pass, will shutter its booths to make way for modern equipment used on most other bowlways na- tionwide. " ey're bringing in cameras, and they'll just send bills for bud in the mail," said disheartened bowlbooth operator Jenny Haas, who has worked there for nearly 40 years. "All I can say, is I'm gonna miss getting each pinch on the road, but I suppose most all cannabis is going through the post oce these days."
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