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Pizza Prices Freezing Everything but Hunger Munchies Market News and Index
B ad news today from reader Patrice Lancaster, a local operator that says the rising cost of frozen pizzas has had a major impact on Munchies Mobile, Cannatown’s “mart”- in-a-van, and top vendor of pizza by volume. “We feel bad asking a customer for $10 for it, honestly,” she said. “When you look into their eyes and see that salivating, red-eyed hun- ger, you know that price can’t go any higher. Otherwise they might as well order delivery. Or eat cereal.” “Besides, by time we show up, they will usually snarf down almost anything else on the menu. Aside from the Napa cabbage kimchi.” Another tragic story is that of
the ma and pa chuckwagon phenomenon “Davy’s Taters,” that fell into bankruptcy this week immediately aer a wild- ly successful IPO last month. “ ey were burning twice as much as a normal company,” said analyst Karina Harris. “Even though Time Magazine published an expose on their culinary experimentation, very few clients actually wanted to try the $87-Dollar Burger.” In winter months, munchie analysts expect ax seed to be down, and hummus continues to suer setbacks. Meanwhile sausage pizza is showing some hard-hitting gains for the third month in row, once again beat- ing Hawaiian by a nose. Note: All eyes on Twix today.
Inventor of the “Huge Mick” Mourned Sandwich innova- tor Fred Dorsey, who brought us McDabber’s classic Huge Mick, was laid to rest aer a day-long wake and thousands of mourners. e funeral proces- sion, which drove thru through McDabber’s on the way, numbered over 900 cars and an estimated 3,800 people, all of whom showed up to pay their last respects. “Man, I can’t tell you one person here, who couldn’t recite to you the recipe about two all-Keef patties on a sensamilla-seed bun,” lamented company spokesperson Rabber McDabber, who donned a black clown costume and striped socks for the keynote eulogy. “As Fred used to say, there’s no small parts, only small mouths, too small to t a Huge Mick .” Some threw rose petals on the large styrafoam co n as it was lowered, while a 21-mayo gun salute red o in the distance. “A legacy like this doesn’t stand alone,” said McDabber. “It comes with large fries and an ice-cold drink.”
Munchies Index Name SUNDAE
Name OREO SODA TWNKIE POPSCL M&MS COOL RANCH DORITO RITZ LAYS CLASSIC FRITOS WHEAT THINS CHPS N SALSA BRDSTX MOON PIES
Yld 1.2 0.7 0.2 -1.0 -0.9
Last 25.90 48.42 65.12 156.78 27.19 57.49 16.47 48.49 65.47 78.41 23.51 46.98 76.84
Chng 1.02 0.05 0.51 0.90 0.13
Yld 1.1 0.7 0.2 -2.2 0.5 0.1 0.3 5.1 1.2 2.3 1.4 1.2 0.1 0.7 0.8 -1.3
Last 17.29 48.42 53.83 145.03 88.54 87.65 87.99 99.49 65.47 76.98 42.37 46.78 35.71 91.66 87.69 36.84
Chng 2.12 0.05 0.51 0.70 0.24 0.02 0.99 1.41 0.65 0.35 0.06 1.22 0.05 1.02 1.57 -0.09
WINGS CHZ CK BTRFGR SAUSG PIZZA PEPRNI PIZZA HWN PIZZA BACON FRT SNX BGL BITS LFTOVRS ICE CRM HOTPKT DONUTS TACOS PNCAKE
0.1 0.2 2.1 1.1 0.3 0.1 0.1 0.7
0.04 1.04 1.02 0.98 0.00 0.02 2.08 1.02
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