Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown JAN-FEB 2026
FINAL EDITION
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EXPATS FOUND 'HIGHTOWNE' NEW CITY PLANTED ON WELL-BLAZED TRAIL
********* Long time residents of CannaTown bid farewell to their old city and are building a new town on an old, high hill - full story pg B17 GROUP OF CANNATOWN RESIDENTS GATHERS TO SING, RAISE FLAG, SMAKE
Space Cadet finally lands See Astronaut, Page 15 High Expeditions e Highlands, Page 10 A legion of academics are ascending into the highlands to nally map all the ways to get there. See Highlands .......................Page 10 It Seems to Me Old Codger, Page 11 Octagenarian Raymond Halvorson tells it like it is, consarnit. See Old Codger .....................Page 11 Huge, Pink & Missing Bud Heist, Page 8 e world’s darling pink bud was taken from her case in the middle of the night and now she’s missing! See Bud Heist ..........................Page 8
New Prof on Campus 'Purp' De'Purp, Page 11 Authorities now suspect that bros interefered with the satchel in order to in uence the outcome of the bowl. See Suspected Bros .................Page 16 Bros Interfered in Bowl Suspected Bros, Page 16 Building Evacuates Skunk Loose, Page 13 A skunk on the loose has caused two buildings to be completely evacuated, it’s that strong. believe it or not. See Skunk Loose ....................Page 13 Tra c Jam on C420 Passed Right, Page 16 A local circle jammed up when a camp- er and wrong way passers collided. See Passed Right ......................Page 16 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 deals.cannapages.com Today’s Coupons feature:
Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 18
DENVER & BOULDER CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 20 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . 34 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 34 Hemp/CBD........... 36 Healing Centers . . . . . . . . 36 VapeShops ........... 37 GlassShops ........... 39
NEWS FROM CANNATOWN
Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues aairs and news from the beau- tiful city of CannaTown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches family is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, life- style columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is writ- ten and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors
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