THE Dulwich Despatch Summer 2023
JOKES
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing
but I forgot the punch line.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed. What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller. Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to be sharp! Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist. How do you organize a space party? You planet. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.
Goodbye from Toby, William, Sebastian, Jenson, Mark, Sam and Noah—see you in September!
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