D.L. Jones Home Team - January/February 2023

2022 Year (Plus a Couple of Decades) in Review Inside

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Thank You for a Great 2022!

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Not Everyone Welcomes the New Year the Same

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Our 2022 Client Appreciation Event

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Explore the Lore of Middle-Earth

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Tips on Working With Your Spouse

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Make Your Own Foaming Hand and Dish Soap!

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4 Local Businesses We Support

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Ideas for a Comfy Reading Corner

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Highlighting the Funniest Resolutions

Time for New Resolutions! Lighthearted Ways to Kick Off the New Year

Do not bore your boss with the same reasons to call out — create new excuses. Instead of using the typical family emergency or car breaking down, come up with something ridiculous that your boss has no choice but to let you go. Call in and say you are sick because you ate cat food instead of canned tuna. Works every time.

The new year brings on many new resolutions, and while most revolve around weight loss or eliminating bad habits, you can also have fun with them! Check out some funny New Year resolutions to start 2023 with a good laugh! Do not be ashamed about wearing pajamas in public. The athleisure trend makes dressing in yoga pants and pretending you plan on hitting the gym after running errands much easier. Meanwhile, everyone knows you would never run unless a bear is chasing you. Wearing leggings just because they are comfortable is okay — this is a judgment‑free zone! Only eat the good candy from the bowl on the receptionist’s desk. We have all been there — that one co-worker always going through the complimentary candy dish to pick out all the good pieces. You may feel obligated to eat the discarded leftovers, but be firm and grab all the good stuff for yourself.

Here are some more resolutions to try this year:

When meeting with friends, stop telling the same jokes. Or make new friends.

• Treat your car to a disco carwash. • • Vow to communicate exclusively through memes. •

Stop blaming the family dog for all the strange smells in the house.

Finish all those DIY projects, or maybe just one.

Kick off 2023 and let yourself be a little silly when you make your resolutions!

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