LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
politics, how come he keeps asking me for more campaign donations? Also, how did he get into politics? I seem to recall that his own money was involved...] Drain the Globalist Swamp by Taking on International Organizations That Hurt American Citizens [Personally I'd start with FIFA – Fédération Internationale de Football Association. Watching soccer is painful for this particular American citizen.]
saying, "I love home and mother."] End Surprise Billing [Xi Jinping would like a refund.] Cover All Pre-Existing Conditions [Oops, mother needs to be put in a home, and since we lowered health care insurance premiums, we're having trouble finding a memory care unit to take her.] Protect Social Security and Medicare [Should we call up the National Guard for this as well as rioting and coronavirus?] Protect Our Veterans and Provide World-Class Health Care and Services [See "I love home and mother" above.] EDUCATION Provide School Choice to Every Child in America [My own child's choice would be to skip school.] Teach American Exceptionalism [Excepting, I presume, the exceptionally stupid things America has done.] DRAIN THE SWAMP Pass Congressional Term Limits [Good luck with getting Congress to vote in favor of firing itself.] End Bureaucratic Government Bullying of U.S. Citizens and Small Businesses [Lady Gaga has been a leading anti-bullying campaigner. Should we bring her in on this?] ExposeWashington's Money Trail and Delegate Powers Back to People and States [If Trump wants to get money out of
DEFEND OUR POLICE Fully Fund and Hire More Police and Law Enforcement Officers Increase Criminal Penalties for Assaults on Law Enforcement Officers Prosecute Drive-By Shootings as Acts of Domestic Terrorism Bring Violent Extremist Groups Like Antifa to Justice End Cashless Bail and Keep Dangerous Criminals Locked Up Until Trial [The real message in these five platform planks is that Trump's most effective campaign volunteers are rioters, looters, violent protestors, and loud, threatening demonstrators. All good liberals hate Trump,
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