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Q Dear cat of conundrums, In the past few weeks, I have spotted what I can only refer to as the ‘box of doom’. It’s big enough for me to fit into, has some peepy holes and a cage door. It’s like some sort of posh, cat-sized handbag. I get the feeling that no good can come of it if I venture in there for a peek around. I have spied in on my humans talking about taking me on a trip to the cattery and the vets and, I fear this contraption is how they plan to take me there. I most certainly do not wish to be incarcerated in that thing. What do I do? Felix, Felixstowe A Felix, you most certainly do not want to be getting in that dreadful thing. It can only mean going to cat prison for a week or two or being prodded and poked on the vet’s table and we are not down for that sort of thing. The best thing you can do is show your distaste and pop in a gruesome gift like the remnants of one of your hunting trips. That’ll show ‘em.
Pets… if you’ve got a problem and you want Problem Cat to solve it… you’re wasting your time. Still, you never know, so pop PC an email to hello@mipetcover.co.uk But we are all special in our own way, so don’t try and conform to what’s pup-ular. Your humans chose you, and, at the end of the day, you know where your treats and cuddles are at. You do you and stay classy! Q D ear purrer of predicament, Why do I feel so different to all the other dogs? I’ve noticed over the past few years that whenever I go to the country park, all I see are these floofy, energetic Cockerpoos. Whichever way I look, it’s like there are hundreds of them in sight. Should I become a Cockerpoo too as I just don’t feel on trend. Dexter, Doncaster A Oh Dexter, I know what you mean. As I sit here gazing out of the window whilst writing this response from my diamante cat tower, the world is amok with these Cockerpoos.
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