MAY /JUNE 2025
THE GREYTON POST
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Lady Grey’s Observations:Talking Trash
Dearest Readers, As the chill of winter tiptoes into our beloved valley and scarves and log fires become the fashion once more, your ever-watchful Lady Grey has a few trashy matters to share from the hedgerows and streets of Greyton. Let us begin with a matter most pressing—dog poo. Yes, dear reader, it seems the charming dappled lanes of our village are doubling as canine convenience stops. While we adore our furry companions, we must insist on civilised manners. Biodegradable bags are a must, and our thoughtfully decorated bins are there for just this reason. One must scoop and toss—not simply stroll on. Now, to the commonage—
our wild and beautiful expanse of fynbos. But pray, what are those fluttering white tissues tangled in the bushes? Are the fairies redecorating, or have some among us taken to the open air in times of, shall we say, urgent need? A gentle word: if caught short, perhaps consider packing a little bag of your own. Let us not turn nature’s wonder into a latrine. A note too for those keenly watching others renovating their charming cottages - do not dump your general rubbish on others’ building rubble or in the surrounding veld. Fly-tipping is not only frowned upon (and illegal), it’s frightfully rude especially to those civic-minded super heroes who pick up behind the dumpers. And to those who leave behind clues— thank you! It makes sleuthing
delightfully easy. Let us not forget the splendid sight of our ‘community funded’ Unimog firetruck— gleaming, mighty, and ready to roll. This marvellous machine, paired with the fearless dedication of our volunteer firemen, is a symbol of the valley’s spirit. These brave souls give their time, energy, and courage to keep us safe, often rushing into smoke while we stay safe at home. We salute you all! And in thrilling developments on the village running scene, our mysterious masked runners have multiplied— from two to three! Chests bared, masks donned, and mystery thick in the air, they streak through the streets like winter’s very own vigilantes of fitness. Who is the third Adonis on the streets? As
ever, Lady Grey is on the case.
And what of the recent influx of robust, pink-bearded gents who graced us for the beer festival? A head-banging delight, indeed! Hats off to the organisers for a riotous yet well-mannered affair. With glorious music and wine festivals on the horizon, and the monthly Genadendal night market in full swing, one is reminded that life in our valley is indeed joyful even with the odd ‘erk’ to keep us on our toes.
Yours (always watching), Lady Grey xoxo
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