What is your favorite mom quote?
CASSY MEISENHEIMER “As a boy mom, always keep some cash on you, because the banks are closed on Sundays and ATMs have limits. You’ll need it in case you get a late-night call.” —Gail Eichler
TERRI SANDEFUR When my husband would ask, “Where are my shoes?” his mother, Nancy,
KARA HUMPHREY “Go play on the Interstate.” —Emily Smith
LEAH ORR “If you see me running, you better start running too.”
would reply, “Well, did you look in the oven?”
MATT CORNELIUS “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”
BRITT EARNEST “Let me poop in peace!” —Terri Forrester
ANNI BISHOP “Dear kids, sorry I yelled. In my defense, you were acting like a bunch of psychos.”
RACHAEL CHERRY “I cannot wait until you have kids of your own.”
That means one thing when they are 13, but it starts to mean something completely different when they are 23.
MEGAN GRIFFIN The moment you say, “My child would never...” Here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
LINDSEY CLARK The tried and true, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about!” Didn’t everybody’s mom say that?
BAILEY GRAVITT When I’m telling my mom a story that’s taking too long, she always says, “K, land your plane.”
TERRI GRAVITT “Please don’t speak to me after 8 pm.”
TIFFANY HORTON “No, you can’t eat the Tic Tac. It’s been in your nose!”
BRIAN JONES I-Y-D-G-I-T-H-R- N-I-G-B-Y-A!
PATSY MORRISS My college friend’s mother looking at a picture of her daughter at a party... “Oh, look. Somebody was letting you hold their beer.”
TRACEY SMITH When my kids say, “That’s not fair!” I say, “The only fair is the one where you eat cotton candy, ride the rides and throw up.
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