Money Is Wonderfully Evil
Emily Weidner
I have no money.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
For the first time in my life, I have no idea what to do. I’m elite, elite as one can be, but what am I without money? I can’t bear the thought.
“This is no good,” I think aloud. “Money is everything!”
I slump back on my velvet couch that probably cost more than an average person’s yearly salary and roll out a dramatic sigh. “No money? No respect!” I exclaim like a dramatic opera is about to unfold.
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