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COVID-19 in Michigan and Beyond
Our time capsule series is an effort to record and understand what’s happening during our national crisis, and while one crisis is lifting ever so slightly, another crisis returns to the forefront. How did we get here? That’s what this miniseries is all about. Although this third capsule may be our last for the time being, I’ve appreciated taking the time to look back and process what’s been going on in our nation. The pandemic was very startling at first. As much as I tried to keep busy, there were many quiet lulls in everyday life. You’d think that’d be the dream for a TV guy like myself, but even I have started running out of good shows to watch. Not every new show is “The Sopranos” these days, you know. But I’m not alone. When I look at these time capsules all together, I realize just how quickly everything has happened. It truly feels like we’ve stepped into a strange time in history, and this is only a small piece of what we can describe right now.
learned from the COVID-19 pandemic, it’s that we must improve the mixed messaging from our government and scientific community. For example, theWorld Health Organization announced on June 9 that asymptomatic transmission is rare, contradicting previous comments. We can predict that new research will overturn previous claims, but without clearer communication on the quality and distinctions of previous research, it’s been difficult to gauge a proper reaction to the pandemic, even as we start to approach dwindling numbers. Lastly, an update on the COVID-19 vaccine: It’s likely that it will still take 12–18 more months to develop and distribute, but experts tell us even that is optimistic. Vaccines rarely take less than 5 years to produce, so it’s possible that we’ll see a huge scientific feat if the vaccine is properly designed. THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT As I mentioned above, another crisis has arisen, and much like the pandemic, it has no easy answers. The Black Lives Matter movement has gained nationwide traction, and massive protests have broken out in every major city. Since the shooting of Ahmaud Arbery and the killing of George Floyd, there have been global responses to institutionalized racism, and some
cities, like Minneapolis, are planning to disband their police force. Up to 10,000 people have marched at once in Hollywood, California, and controversy has surrounded the violence and destruction at the hands of both police and protesters. THE GOOD NEWS Now, for the bright side: SpaceX has launched astronauts toward the International Space Station, and, while I’ve explained the uncertainties, the pandemic is certainly improving and hopefully the Black Lives Matter movement will lead to an opening of constructive dialogue and eventually positive results for everyone. Also, a graduating class from Somerset Island Prep in Key West, Florida, picked up their diplomas on Jet Skis. That’s right: High school students boarded Jet Skis in their graduation caps and gowns (and masks), drove close to the deck of a small boat, received their diplomas by an extendable grabber tool, and drove away on the high seas. It goes to show that, despite hardship, there’s nothing we can’t get through without a little creative inspiration. Have a happy and safe July, everyone.
Without further ado, here’s what we’ve noticed in the past few weeks.
CASES IN MICHIGAN On March 10, Michigan confirmed its first two cases in the state, and on March 19, it had its first death. On May 4, there were reportedly 43,950 confirmed cases, 4,135 COVID-19 deaths, 196 daily confirmed cases, and 86 daily COVID-19 deaths. On June 9, there were 59,107 confirmed cases, 5,698 COVID-19 deaths, 108 new cases, and 25 new deaths. The trends have been slowly declining, but we’re not completely in the clear yet. THE FUTURE OF COVID-19 As of June 8, Michigan has allowed restaurants and bars to open for dine-in service, but the overall road map toward a complete recovery seems uncertain. If there’s anything we’ve
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THE CASE THAT WAS FROZEN ON ARRIVAL THE WOMAN WHO SUED DISNEY FOR COPYING HER LIFE IN ‘FROZEN’
This is the story of a woman who just couldn’t let it go. It was the fall of 2014 — Dennis Rodman became friends with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Ellen DeGeneres’ selfie with Oscar winners at the Academy Awards became the most retweeted image of all time. And an author sued Disney for $250 million after she claimed that the company stole major elements of her published memoir to craft the movie “Frozen.” “Frozen”was released in November 2013 and saw massive box office success and critical acclaim. It seemed like Walt Disney Animation Studios was finally hitting their stride and catching up to Pixar movies’ quality animation and storytelling. Unfortunately, high-profile movie projects and financiers with deep pockets tend to attract all sorts of hullabaloo in the form of frivolous lawsuits. Author Isabella Tanikumi, whose only notable work to date is her 2011 memoir “Yearnings of the Heart,” sued Disney for an egregious $250 million after claiming that the winter wonderland adventures of Anna, Elsa, and Olaf were stolen straight from her memoir and her life and
violated copyright law. She cited 18 “similarities” to bolster her massive claim. For instance, Tanikumi claimed that both her book and the movie had stories of intense sisterly love, scenes under the moon, and talk about cold hearts. The tenuousness of the similarities alone would cause most people to dismiss Tanikumi’s claim like they would the ramblings of a red yarn- loving conspiracy theorist. And that’s just what the judge who oversaw the case did, granting Disney’s motion to dismiss. The judge stated that copyright law protects expressions but not ideas. The themes that Tanikumi believed Disney had stolen from her story were under public domain, usable by anyone without permission. Only Tanikumi herself knows for sure why she went through all that trouble. Everyone else will just have to speculate what gave her the gall to take on a media juggernaut like Disney in court with next to no viable case. That said, several reviews of her memoir on Amazon mention ties to “Frozen,” so make of that what you will.
BEWARE OF THESE CORONAVIRUS EMAIL SCAMS They’re Still Around!
While it seems like the worst of the COVID-19 pandemic might be behind us, that doesn’t mean we should let our guard down completely — especially when it comes to internet scams designed to prey on the fear and uncertainty brought on by the pandemic. It’s no surprise that scammers have found ways to use the coronavirus scare as an opportunity to steal personal information from the vulnerable. Fortunately, you can spot coronavirus scammers using the same techniques that help identify otherwise run-of-the-mill phishing scams. REQUESTS FOR PERSONAL INFORMATION When the federal government started distributing relief checks, several scammers sent out unsolicited emails, disguised as legitimate instructions, asking for personal information from people in order to receive their $1,200. Since many people have now received their checks, this particular scam may become less common, but always be suspicious of emails that ask for personal information, no matter the circumstances. SUSPICIOUS LINKS AND EMAIL ADDRESSES During the past few months, people’s email inboxes have been littered with advertisements for fake coronavirus tests and cures, fake alerts from government agencies like the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and fake coronavirus updates. If you get an email containing an unusual link in your inbox, do not click on it — even if the email address looks
legitimate. Scammers use links to spread malware on computers, which helps them get your personal information.
SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES This is usually a dead giveaway. While genuine, official updates about the coronavirus will be meticulously checked for spelling and grammar, scammers aren’t as careful. Missing periods, misspelled words, and wacky
syntax errors are all hallmarks of scam emails. Make sure you carefully read any email you’re not sure about. If you can spot spelling and grammar mistakes, delete the email. Much like the coronavirus will remain in the American psyche long after cases and deaths have peaked, scammers will continue using it as a means to steal from honest, hardworking Americans. But, if we keep our guard up, we can make sure they get absolutely nothing from their efforts.
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KNOCK KNOCK! WHO’S THERE?
The Wacky Evolution of the Knock-Knock Joke
Knock knock! Who’s there? Theresa. Theresa who? Theresa crowd!
Unless you’re living under a rock, odds are you’ve laughed, grumbled, or groaned in response to a knock-knock joke. You may have even told a few yourself before you realized knock-knock jokes had gone out of style in favor of sarcasm and memes. That’s because at their core, knock-knock jokes are a quintessential American experience — and the perfect homegrown fodder for International Joke Day, which falls on July 1. But where did they come from, and why do so many people knock the knock-knock joke today? Well, according to NPR, knock-knock jokes have had a roller coaster of a history. Near as we can tell, they actually evolved from another kind of joke: the “Do You Know” joke. This style of joke was popular in the early 1900s, and according to an Oakland Tribune article NPR dug up, this was a typical one:
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Not very funny, is it? Well, over the years this style of back-and- forth jesting evolved into knock-knock jokes. The popularity of the “knock knock” bit of the joke could harken back to Shakespeare, who BestLife credits with “the first-known occurrence of a knock knock, who’s-there dialogue” in Act 2 of “Macbeth” (though it likely wasn’t intended to be funny), or it could be a reference to 1936 vice presidential hopeful Frank Knox, whose name made “knock knock” irresistible wordplay for the radio. Whatever the reason, knock knocks were all the rage in the 1930s, to the extent that people formed knock-knock clubs, businesses held knock-knock contests, and orchestras set them to music. However, the heyday was short-lived. In the following years, people started getting sick of knock knocks, and even psychologists turned against them. According to NPR, “people who loved knock- knock jokes were said to have social problems.” Today, knock-knock jokes are still around, but they’re mostly considered a game for kids or demoted to the realm of “bad dad jokes.”Maybe you think that’s warranted, maybe you think it’s tragic — either way, odds are the format will continue to evolve and probably outlive us all!
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onion, red bell peppers, baby carrots, and yellow squash are great on the grill)
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1 1/2 tsp dried Italian seasoning
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5 tbsp olive oil
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1. In a small bowl, combine salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, and garlic. 2. Brush vegetables with olive oil and place in a large bowl. Top with lemon juice and seasoning mixture. Toss to coat evenly. Cover and refrigerate for at least 20 minutes but no longer than 2 hours. 3. Prepare the grill at medium-high heat. 4. Grill vegetables in batches, cooking 3–5 minutes on each side until browned and tender. (Carrots will cook longer, 6–9 minutes per side.) 5. Remove from the grill, sprinkle with parsley, and serve hot.
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE
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A Time Capsule From June 9, 2020
The Case That Was Frozen on Arrival How to Spot a Coronavirus Scam Email
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The Secret to Delicious Grilled Veggies The Wacky Evolution of the Knock-Knock Joke
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What Does the Constitution Mean to You?
WHAT DOES THE CONSTITUTION MEAN TO YOU? Debating the Document That’s Shaped Our Country
Most teenagers are more interested in hanging out with their friends and listening to the next cool band than diving into the United States Constitution. But that’s exactly how some students have been spending their mornings, afternoons, and evenings: studying and preparing to debate their peers all over the nation about the contents of the 200-year-old document. Their motivation? Prestige, honor, and thousands of dollars of scholarship money. Sponsored by the American Legion, these constitutional debates were started in 1938 with the intent to “develop deeper knowledge and appreciation for the U.S. Constitution among high school students,” according to the Legion’s website. In the process of writing the speeches they’ll debate, students under 20 learn the history of U.S. laws and develop a better understanding of the rights and privileges of American citizenship. The legion offers up over $188,000 annually in scholarship money to debate winners. For one of those winners, in addition to helping pay her way through college, the debate experience also provided fodder for a Broadway play. In “What the Constitution Means to Me,” playwright and actor Heidi Schreck recounts her experience of debating the Constitution in American Legion halls all over the U.S. In the largely autobiographical play, theatergoers get to see the experience through the eyes of
15-year-old Heidi (played by Schreck in the original production) as she gives her speech and talks about the Constitution. At other times,
viewers see the grown-up Schreck reflect on the evolution of the Constitution’s meaning over the years and how her debate experiences shaped her understanding of what it means to live under the rules of this governing document.
For Heidi Schreck, as well as for hundreds of other debaters, developing a
close relationship with the Constitution helped pay her way through college and gave her a better understanding of the principles our country was built on. This month is a great time to take a look at the document that shaped our country’s past
and continues to shape its future.
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