Vol 9. Edition 2
News from CannaTown
Page 13
Cannatown Lifestyle
Phony Top-ShelfWreaks Havoc An a ernoon, destroyed. A concert, com- pletely buzz-free. ese are some of the horror stories told this week by people who say one Fran Adabnail sold them absolutely un-potent nuggersh at a high price. Victims of the alleged dank fraud appeared in court starting Monday in the trial of Ms. Adab- nail, to each tell how they'd been promised ground-breaking highs but instead got only temporarily buzzed, if even a little stupid at most, not matter how much was maked. e dreadful accounts triggered some in the courtroom to burst into tears. “I could fully recite my phone number,” recalled a dis- traught witness. “ at’s how non-high I was.” Another man told of how his last Flaming Lips show was ultimately a ruined experi- ence. “All of a sudden there was nonsense, all over the stage,” he retold to the jury. “A er being a fan all my life, that night I couldn't listen to a single note. It was all so silly."
While many alleged fraudsters can typically claim ‘grower’s ignorance’ in their pricing and promises based on public strain percep- tion, victims in this case will attempt to prove Adabnail's attempt to sell beasters and mid- dies at knowably-uncool prices. Seized nuggetry is carefully inspected to prep for trial.
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