Dispatches from the Highlands
MARCH-APRIL 2022
Vol 4. Edition 4
News from CannaTown
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EASTERBUNNYSCREWSUPF***INGORDER HIGH-AS-SH*T RABBIT DELIVERS ONE HUGE STUPID F***ING EGG Holiday's future inquestion
Stu&LarrySeize JoJo's FrenchCafé, Page 8 Taking the food back for the people, a duo of crazies has seized JoJo's, and will likely bastardize the menu for the revolution. See French Café .........................Page 8 Geek Ball Returns " Lotta Singles", Page 10 Following a somewhat disastrous bachelor auction, the Geek Ball united almost 15 couples in timeless dance. See Lotta Singles............ ..........Page 10 City Bridge Collapses Popsicle Sticks, Page 11 e city is rethinking its materials plans a er the GoldenGoat Bridge collapses. See Olympics.. ..........................Page 11 NEWS FROM CANNATOWN Dispatches from the Highlands cata- logues a airs and news from the beau- tiful city of Cannatown, a quaint and quiet village built upon the con uence of the mighty IcyBong and Resinald Rivers, amidst the misty foothills of the Highlands. e Dispatches fam- ily is proud to present completely unique content--a cannacopia of squibs, lifestyle columns, reviews and deals--from across the globe. e publication is written and edited by a mostly-ripped team of writers and editors headquartered in the heart of Cannatown, and with help from old friends, they've assembled this most amazing spectacle of literature you see before you. Read, enjoy--now, make haste, to the smakery! - e Editors Bad bud sold as good Dank Fraud, Page 15 Deals InYour Area! Medical Specials, Pg 18 Local Maps, Pg 20
eColorO -White Photographer, Page 12 Cannatown Museum of Very High Art presents Bethany Johnson, the "authority" on non-color. See Photographer.. .................Page 12 ACollective Triumph Album Notes, Page 16 New albums, old albums -- they’re all game as Erickson takes on the soundtrack to your chill. See Album Notes. ..................Page 16 Green Canna-Bagels CousinDRecipe, Page 17 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 17 GroupMakingPlumes Satellite Images, Page 14 WeeklyCannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 CannaSaver TM Today’s Coupons feature: AZ Natural Concepts Phoenix Page 73 Nature's Medicine Phoenix Metro Page 83 High Mountain Health Flagsta Page 81
********* For a stressed-to-the-max group of egg-hunters, the blazed-bunny's delivery of one sole Easter egg was the last straw - full story pg B17 a erworst egghunt inhistory; angrymobcracks, corners hare
Best of AZ Glossy Section ** Pg 51 Phoenix - Tucson - Flagsta CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 24 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . . 32 Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 Hemp/CBD . . . . . . . . . . . 36 Vape Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 39 Glass Shops . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 64
FindMedical &Recreational Dispensary Listings pg 24 SAVE BIGWITHCOUPONS pg 71 **** MEDICAL SPECIALS LIST pg 18
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