Seymour Wasserstrum Law Offices - August 2020

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The Law Offices of Seymour Wasserstrum

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Getting Fired Isn’t the End! For Me, It Was a New Beginning

took me to the supermarket. I quickly decided that when I became an adult, I would become “Seymour Unleashed.”That’s why at age 26, I decided I wanted to catch up on all I had missed out on during those first 25 years. I thought practicing law would be easy, and I’d have plenty of free time. Boy, was I wrong. I was much more interested in traveling the world, meeting lots of people, throwing singles disco parties, and making lots of money by becoming a great blackjack player. It didn’t take long for me to realize that it was pretty stupid of me to let what card came next from a blackjack dealer’s shoe control my happiness. And after having met all these different types of people during my travels, I started to believe that honest people didn’t really exist in the world. What was the point of it all? Then, I met some people who told me that their lives had been radically changed when they found God. They tried to convince me to join them, but I said no thanks. I kept drifting without direction. Then, finally, after having tried so many other things, I figured, why not? I might as well try God! What really scared me was that I didn’t want to go to hell. Then someone gave me this book called “Evidence That Demands a Verdict” by Josh McDowell, which makes a pretty strong legal argument for faith over skepticism, for believing the Bible instead of believing in nothing. I read that book on and off for a year before it finally started to make sense to me. When I accepted its principles, I suddenly felt like I had a mission in life. I became more compassionate and understanding about what other people were going through, and I also realized that being a lawyer didn’t mean I couldn’t have fun. I started to wonder, “Could I have a law office that totally served our clients’ needs, brought

This year has been pretty tough for just about everyone. Millions of people have not only lost their jobs, but they’ve also lost their hope, their confidence, their joy, and their purpose. I sort of know what it’s like because I got fired from my first job as an attorney, and boy was I shocked and devastated. I studied and worked so hard for so many years, and now this? Well, guess what? Getting fired turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to me. As a new lawyer working for a three-man law firm, I lacked confidence in myself, and practicing law brought me more pain than joy. It must have been quite obvious to the two senior partners, Frank and Irv, because one afternoon they called me in to the back conference room. They were seated at opposite ends of this long table, and I was in the middle. Irv was the senior partner, a really nice man, and he was the one who had hired me. He looked at me for a couple of seconds, and then he looked at Frank. He said, “You tell him, Frank. I can’t do it.” They told me that they thought I was very bright and intelligent, but they didn’t think that practicing law was my cup of tea. Looking back at it 46 years later, I have to admit that I deserved to be fired. At age 26, I’d spent most of my life studying really hard in high school, college, and law school, and working in my parents’mom- and-pop grocery store. I had plenty of book knowledge but no street smarts. I had no idea what the real world was actually like. That’s probably because I was the only child of two very loving and very overprotective parents. They had survived Hitler’s Holocaust and the deaths of virtually their entire families in Poland. I was somewhat hyperactive as a young child, and when I was 3 years old, in an effort to control me, my mother put a leash around me when she

some joy into our clients’ lives, and allowed us to have fun while we helped people?”

I really believe that throughout the years God has been totally with me. I believe that God has given me guidance, strength, confidence, and joy, and if you’re ever going to have faith, well, now sure seems like a pretty good time to start. Throughout the years, I’ve won lots of cases that I thought I was going to lose. I’ve often been surprised and impressed by my abilities to defend people in the courtroom, and I soon realized that those skills and abilities were coming from God. I’ve been a lawyer for 47 years, and I believe that my passion, enthusiasm, and energy have increased as the years have gone by. And all of this never would have happened if I hadn’t been fired. When I was younger, I couldn’t wait to retire and have lots of fun. Now, when someone asks me when I’m going to retire, I tell them, “Retire? What does that word mean? It sounds pretty boring to me.”No one knows how many days or years we have left, but I hope and pray I can continue to grow my practice and represent my clients to the best of my abilities far into the future. I love what I do, and with God’s help, I’m having lots of fun and experiencing lots of joy while I’m doing it! Have you been fired? Do you want to be blessed?Well, who knows? Maybe your blessings just got started on the day you got fired.

-Seymour Wasserstrum

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THE LASTING IMPACT OF THE DEEPWATER HORIZON OIL SPILL LEGAL IMPLICATIONS WE CAN STILL SEE TODAY

the U.S. justice system. However, protecting data across borders poses an increasing challenge. Cooperation among international government regulators may be more common for private plaintiffs’ counsel, but globalization and shifting feelings about nationalism can interfere with the strict standards of electronic data privacy and security. This means complex cases must rely on a proactive and professionally managed data strategy plan. Second, due to tremendous political polarization over the past few decades, local relationships are more important than ever . U.S. states, counties, and municipalities have become more independent, and “it’s more common for ills to be litigated independently at all levels of government,” Neath says. The affected U.S. Gulf Coast states and surrounding counties each influenced the outcome of the Deepwater Horizon claims. Since the oil spill, we have recognized the importance of carefully considering the relationships between each party. Third, Deepwater Horizon has popularized the creation of internal business functions

Although not many people realize it, the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill greatly affected many aspects of the legal systemwe rely on today. The head of litigation for BP at the time, James J. Neath, says the case was a “life-changing event.” For over a year and a half, BP’s large internal and external legal teams worked continuously on the crisis response 16 hours a day, seven days a week. Neath describes the workstream as “devoted to identifying, preserving, and ‘live- streaming’ video footage of the ongoing leak.” On top of the overwhelming data, public actors from every level of government were involved. Furthermore, the case affected international claims ranging, according to Neath, from “class actions in Mexico to U.K. pension fund securities claims to litigation in the Ecuadorian Constitutional Court.”Neath adds that the sheer scale and reaction to this crisis pushed the legal industry in ways we can still see today. For one, the practice of law has rapidly globalized. Because the Deepwater Horizon oil spill case affected people nationally and internationally, it’s more common for victims outside the U.S. to seek compensation within

for investigating internal business safety and integrity. These departments are often established separately from the business to avoid any profit bias. Fourth, speed, professionalism, and expertise when handling data and technology in a legal operation have become more crucial than ever before. While investigations are “growing [in] importance,” even Neath believes that the “greatest challenge is data.”While he acknowledges that data experts often speak different languages, seasoned data professionals with legal backgrounds should still manage the data. With the lessons learned from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, the U.S. legal system is better prepared to handle future hurdles that may come its way.

HOLD THE SALT Don’t Let Food Seasonings Sabotage Your Health

• For fish: curry powder, dill, dry mustard, marjoram, paprika, pepper • For vegetables: pepper, parsley, cumin, dill, chives, basil, paprika

With so much emphasis on what foods you should eat to be healthy, it’s easy to overlook an important element of the cooking process: seasoning. You can find thousands of premixed seasonings on the market, and although adding dashes to your food seems inconsequential, the seasoning may actually turn your healthy foods into unhealthy foods. And the main culprit, in this case, is salt. Salt is a popular component of many premade seasonings because of its flavor-enhancing abilities. The label on your favorite mix should tell you exactly how much salt it contains. If it’s high on the ingredient list, you’re better off finding a substitute. High-sodium seasonings will promote water retention if used too liberally, which may lead to weight gain. The American Heart Association recommends consuming no more than 2,300 mg of salt a day. Ideally, adults would consume only 1,500 mg of salt daily. Removing salt from your seasoning repertoire may be difficult because it does enhance flavor. But alternative spices, when paired with the right food, can be great substitutes and have numerous health benefits. Here are a few. • For beef: bay leaf, marjoram, nutmeg, pepper, sage, thyme • For chicken: marjoram, oregano, paprika, rosemary, tarragon, chili powder • For pork: garlic, onion, sage, pepper, oregano

Try not to use more than 1/4 teaspoon of dried spice or 3/4 teaspoon of fresh spice per pound of meat or veggies. And for the best flavor, add ground spices to your food about 15 minutes before the end of cooking time. Add whole spices at least one hour before. Remember, salt doesn’t have to be the enemy — in moderation, it helps your body stay properly hydrated and helps deliver nutrients more efficiently. But too much can quickly lead to negative side effects, and with granules that are hard to see, it can be easy to go overboard. Instead, experiment with the hundreds of incredible spices available, and you might just open up a whole new world of great flavors and healthy habits.

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TAKE A BREAK

You see fun quizzes on Facebook all the time. What kind of dog breed matches your personality? What Disney princess are you most like? These can be fun to pass time or learn new things about yourself. However, did you know that social media quizzes aren’t actually safe? The Better Business Bureau (BBB) recently warned people that distractions on social media aren’t all harmless. In order to collect personal information, scammers can’t knock on your door and ask about your mother’s maiden name or the name of the street you grew up on. Intentionally, they design scams to attract your attention so you voluntarily give your information to them. They will ask common security questions that seem to relate to the subject matter, but in actuality, your answers are recorded for scammers to hack and steal your personal information later on. That’s why it pays to be skeptical . If you’re about to take a quiz, first ask yourself who created it. Do you trust them and the website it’s on? Even if the quiz seems outwardly innocent, it’s a risk. To prevent quizzes and potential scams from popping in your newsfeed, adjust your privacy settings and monitor friend requests . Is one of your friends adding you on a second account? Sometimes, scammers make imposter secondary accounts of people just to have access to their friends’ timelines. Not everyone monitors how much they post on Facebook; anyone can amass lots of invasive information just from scrolling down a profile. This brings us to our next point: Remove personal details from your profile . Nobody needs to know your phone number and home address by clicking around on your profile. Let the important people ask! It’s safer that way. Lastly, never give answers to common security questions . Why would a quiz need to know the name of your high school? No matter what, when you volunteer information online, there’s always risk. Best of luck, friends! There are lots of safe, authentic quizzes out there. How else are you supposed to know what Disney princess or dog breed you really are? ARE YOU QUIZ SAVVY? Beware of Social Media Quiz Scams

RESTAURANT-STYLE FETTUCCINE ALFREDO

Inspired by The New York Times

Ingredients

1 lb fresh fettuccine

Salt

1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano- Reggiano

2 tbsp butter

1 clove of garlic, finely chopped

Freshly ground pepper, to taste

1 1/2 cups heavy cream

Fresh parsley, chopped, to taste

1 large egg yolk

1 lemon wedge

Directions

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In the large pot, cook pasta until al dente. (The pasta will float once it’s done.) Reserve about 1/2 cup pasta water and drain pasta. Pour hot pasta into creammixture and toss to coat on low heat. Add Parmigiano-Reggiano and keep tossing gently until cream is mostly absorbed. If the sauce is absorbed too much, toss with extra pasta water. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

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In a large pot, bring 6 quarts of generously salted water to a boil. In a large, deep skillet, while the water heats, melt butter over medium-high heat. Add garlic and sauté until fragrant and sizzling (about 2 minutes). In a bowl, whisk heavy cream and egg yolk until blended and pour into garlic butter. Reduce heat to medium-low. Stir until hot, not boiling. Keep warm on low heat.

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Serve with parsley and a squeeze of lemon.

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INSIDE THIS ISSUE

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Getting Fired Isn’t the End!

Legal Lessons From the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Is Seasoning Sabotaging Your Health?

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Restaurant-Style Fettuccine Alfredo Don’t Fall for These Social Media Quiz Scams

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Meet the Man Who Stole the ‘Mona Lisa’

THE MOST FAMOUS ART HEIST YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF Meet the Man Who Stole the ‘Mona Lisa’

to steal the portrait. In his documentary about the theft, director Joe Medeiros claims Peruggia acted alone, driven by an obsession with the work and a dream of returning the painting to Italy. Either way, we know that Peruggia successfully spirited the painting back to his one-bedroom apartment. There it lay concealed in a false-bottomed trunk for more than two years. This period of mysterious absence (during which police grilled and dismissed Peruggia as a suspect in favor of J.P. Morgan, Pablo Picasso, and playwright Guillaume Apollinaire) is what made the “Mona Lisa”world famous. Peruggia was eventually caught attempting to sell the painting in Italy. He pleaded guilty and spent eight months in jail. After his release, he enlisted in the Italian army to fight in WorldWar I, surviving the war only to die of a heart attack on his 44th birthday.

One hundred and nine years ago this month, one man — or was it three? — fled from the Louvre Museum in Paris, carrying what would quickly become the world’s most famous painting: Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa.” Historical accounts of the theft agree only on who was the ringleader: 30-year-old Louvre handyman Vincenzo Peruggia. He was a house painter, an immigrant, the bearer of a glorious Monopoly Man mustache, and a vehement Italian patriot. At some point on the morning of Aug. 21, 1911, Peruggia lifted the glass case he himself had constructed to house the “Mona Lisa” and smuggled the painting from the building. Some versions of the story say Peruggia was assisted by two brothers, fellow Italian handymen Vincenzo and Michele Lancelotti. NPR reports the trio spent the night preceding the theft huddled in one of the Louvre’s supply closets, lying in wait

Though Peruggia married after the war, some suspect that the true love of his life was the “Mona Lisa” herself. In a CNN article, author and art history professor Noah Charney speculates that over his two years with her, Peruggia developed romantic feelings for the portrait. Perhaps he fell victim to a kind of “reverse Stockholm syndrome,” Charney suggests, the captor falling in love with his hostage. “In this case,” he says, “the hostage was a work of art.”

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