Dispatches from the Highlands
News from CannaTown JAN-FEB 2025
Vol 12. Edition 1
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MAYHEM!! THECIRCUSHASERUPTED IN A GREAT CALAMITY & TAKEN OVER THE TOWN!
Dispatches Overrun Office Closed, Page 10 e oces to CannaTown's newspaper, Dispatches from the Highlands , has been breached by the bloodthirsty circusfolk. See Oce Closed .....................Page 10 Race to a Hole's Bottom Local Contest, Pg 11 Photos documenting the second annual contest to nd a hidden hole, located in- side the (much larger) CannaTown Hole. See Local Contest....... ..............Page 11 Cannversation Hearts Cousin D Recipe, Page 14 Savor for yourself or be the life of the party! Cooking with THC made easy. See Recipe ................................Page 14 Crossword Puzzle Moira Bitterman, pg 13 Weekly CannaScopes See Fortunes, Page 9 deals.cannapages.com Today’s Coupons feature: Colorado Harvest Co. Denver/Aurora Page 47
A Heartbreaking Flower Valentine's Poem, Pg 13 Puppets Start Fighting Puppet School, Page 12 An incident at the local puppet school between warring puppet factions has caused the school to shutter indenitely. See Puppet School.......... ..........Page 12 New Tax Bills Pooped On City Hall Monkeys, Page 8 Due to the untypical situation unfold- ing at City Hall, ocials say new tax bills may contain primate feces. See City Hall Monkeys ..............Page 8
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Starting with ery explosions, chaos grips the city as rabid ani- mals and disoriented carnies have fully revolted - full story pg B17
Deals In Your Area! Local Maps, Page 16
DENVER & BOULDER CANNABIS LISTINGS Addresses, Phone by Categories: Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Dispensaries . . . . . . . . . . 18 Hemp/CBD.. . . . . . . . . . 34 Cannabis Clubs . . . . . . . . 34 VapeShops ........... 36 GlassShops ........... 40 Grow Stores . . . . . . . . . . . 43
Allgreens Denver Page 89
Best Buds Denver/Aurora Page 91
21+ Tourist? Recreational Shops Listings on Page 18! FIND DOCTORS, GET MED CARD pg 18 **** SAVE BIG WITH COUPONS pg 45
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