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“Well, between us, being able to enter
libraries throughout the Far East of
“No. I ammerely echoing the sentiments
the fast lane on the information highway
Ontario.”
expressed by our leaders, such as Prescott-
I also took up yoga, found $37 in loose
does something for the collective ego, eh?”
“Can you still use that Far East
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change, and became a Buddhist, all during
“Yes, it is good to know that the great
expression now that Jean-Marc Lalonde
“Oh, you are referring to the glowing
the time I waited for a video to download.”
rural-urban Internet gap has almost been
is no longer M.P.P.?”
statement he has made to the effect that
“Fascinating. Did you get rid of that
closed. But, now that I am doing all this
“I don’t think there is a copyright. But
expanded access to high speed will help
large pizza dish receiver that was stuck on
cybersurfing, I realize that broadband is
you could Google it, and get an answer
residents andbusinesses thrive in the global
the side of your house?”
making me broader in the beam.”
within seconds.”
economy.”
“Yippers. I got one of those receivers
“Do you have a bit of a swagger or is it
“Plus, there are wireless hot spots now
that is smaller than a lap top. It is the latest
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high-end, best-ever invention in the whole
world.”
“Before I upgraded, I used to have a
formof high-speed, a notch above dial-up.
It had a bonus feature—you could predict
the weather with it. The Internet signal
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would disappear way before the TV
reception would check out. Low
connectivity can drive a person crazy. You
would end up spending every clear day
coopedupinsideplayingonthecomputer.”
“Right. Did you notice that some school
in Toronto wants to ban hard balls, like
baseballs, and even tennis balls? Crazy, I
tell you. And, in the States, pizza sauce is
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considered to be a vegetable. And why do
they always keep talking about so-called
stars who are famous for being famous?
Did you know that you can make millions
by sitting at home…”
“I think that you ought to be a bit more
selective in the stuff you are clicking on.”
“You know I am beginning to
understand why this surfing thing can be
so addictive. I wonder if I could somehow
strap the laptop to the tractor…”
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“Safety first, lad.”
“Sure thing. The only downside to the
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“Tell me about it. I thought I was going
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“We cannot feel sospecial. Iwas reading
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Prescott-Russell residents can now receive
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is now available to approximately 5,500
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“The crazy thing is that the government
has been involved in this and even they
could not screw it up.”
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