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something you ate?”

in several municipal buildings and

public office.”

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“Well, between us, being able to enter

libraries throughout the Far East of

“No. I ammerely echoing the sentiments

the fast lane on the information highway

Ontario.”

expressed by our leaders, such as Prescott-

I also took up yoga, found $37 in loose

does something for the collective ego, eh?”

“Can you still use that Far East

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change, and became a Buddhist, all during

“Yes, it is good to know that the great

expression now that Jean-Marc Lalonde

“Oh, you are referring to the glowing

the time I waited for a video to download.”

rural-urban Internet gap has almost been

is no longer M.P.P.?”

statement he has made to the effect that

“Fascinating. Did you get rid of that

closed. But, now that I am doing all this

“I don’t think there is a copyright. But

expanded access to high speed will help

large pizza dish receiver that was stuck on

cybersurfing, I realize that broadband is

you could Google it, and get an answer

residents andbusinesses thrive in the global

the side of your house?”

making me broader in the beam.”

within seconds.”

economy.”

“Yippers. I got one of those receivers

“Do you have a bit of a swagger or is it

“Plus, there are wireless hot spots now

that is smaller than a lap top. It is the latest

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high-end, best-ever invention in the whole

world.”

“Before I upgraded, I used to have a

formof high-speed, a notch above dial-up.

It had a bonus feature—you could predict

the weather with it. The Internet signal

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would disappear way before the TV

reception would check out. Low

connectivity can drive a person crazy. You

would end up spending every clear day

coopedupinsideplayingonthecomputer.”

“Right. Did you notice that some school

in Toronto wants to ban hard balls, like

baseballs, and even tennis balls? Crazy, I

tell you. And, in the States, pizza sauce is

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considered to be a vegetable. And why do

they always keep talking about so-called

stars who are famous for being famous?

Did you know that you can make millions

by sitting at home…”

“I think that you ought to be a bit more

selective in the stuff you are clicking on.”

“You know I am beginning to

understand why this surfing thing can be

so addictive. I wonder if I could somehow

strap the laptop to the tractor…”

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“Safety first, lad.”

“Sure thing. The only downside to the

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there is no longer any snob factor.”

“Tell me about it. I thought I was going

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“We cannot feel sospecial. Iwas reading

in one of those free papers that almost all

Prescott-Russell residents can now receive

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is now available to approximately 5,500

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“The crazy thing is that the government

has been involved in this and even they

could not screw it up.”

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