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WHEN ATTORNEYS TAKE LUNCH TOO SERIOUSLY Pizza Pandemonium
You can always count on attorneys to take things a little too far. If anything is worth doing, we think it’s worth overcomplicating to the point of ridiculousness. The team at Rosenbauer Law did precisely that during a recent in-office quest to crown the top pizza in town. It all started innocently enough with conversations about March Madness. Many years ago, my previous colleague and I were big college basketball fans. Being Catholic boys, we had to figure out what to eat for lunch on Fridays during Lent. The choices were usually fish or cheese pizza. So, we decided to make a game of it and rank the best cheese pizza in the area using a March Madness-style bracket system. Recently, I thought bringing back the competition for our current staff would be fun. Here’s a quick primer for those unfamiliar with how March Madness works. The tournament pairs off a “bracket” of 64 teams to play against each other. Losers are eliminated, and winners play other winners until one team emerges victorious. We had two brackets, one for cheese pizza and one for pepperoni, after determining other toppings would be too subjective to achieve a reliable result. In our version, the “teams” were local chain pizza restaurants: Pizza Hut, Domino’s, Papa John’s, Jet’s, LaRosa’s, and Donatos. The restaurants in question had to offer delivery so they could arrive at the office simultaneously for a head-to-head matchup. We did not include single-location mom-and-pop shops or higher- end options like Uno’s. Since the competition was created by a law firm, there were plenty of other rules. Every pizza had to be the chain’s standard offering. For example, stuffed crust and extra cheese were prohibited, and we had to evaluate the default crust option. This caused some heated debate regarding Papa John’s garlic butter. You We do our absolute best to give your family our undivided attention when we are working with you. In order to provide the best service and highest quality work to your family, Mr. Rosenbauer does not answer incoming calls, emails, or walk-ins while he is meeting with your family or drafting your estate plan (excluding emergencies). However, we do our best to respond to phone calls and emails promptly. If you need to visit or speak with Mr. Rosenbauer regarding your estate, please call the office to schedule an appointment or a phone conference. That way, we can reserve your spot on our calendar and make sure you receive the attention you deserve. Communication Policy
receive it with every pizza, but it’s a separate item. In a potentially controversial ruling, we decided the garlic butter could not be considered when choosing a winner. There were complications along the way. We held each “match” by ordering two pizzas and comparing them against each other. But a bracket is usually divisible by four, and we had six teams. We had to “seed” teams by ranking them up front and determining which got to proceed to the second round immediately. It was a grave responsibility that had posed a risk of skewing our results, so we considered it carefully. Then we hit a roadblock when we learned our local Pizza Hut was no longer offering delivery. The sudden revelation left me scrambling. We debated getting carryout, but the rules committee determined it would violate one of our key requirements. Pizza Hut had to forfeit. We took our pizza rankings seriously, alternating bites and having in- depth discussions about the merits of each slice. Seeing four people in dress clothes treating pizza chain delivery like a flight of craft beers was probably a sight. We had to consider sauce, toppings, and texture. Our debates occasionally got heated, but we resolved our differences for the greater good. The cheese pizza winner was the one we all expected: No one can top Jet’s Detroit-style cheese pie. But the pepperoni bracket experienced an upset. Our sure-fire winner, Donato’s, showed up burnt, grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory and giving an unexpected win to Papa John’s. Of course, this entire endeavor was extremely silly — but that’s the point. If you can’t have a little fun in life, why bother? We all need a way to blow off steam, and an attorney’s idea of a good time is a friendly argument. All that’s left is determining how we’ll top ourselves next year. Should we do a stuffed crust bracket? Maybe we get outside pizza entirely and match up hoagies or chicken wings. If you have an opinion about where we should go next — or would like to argue with this year’s conclusions — drop us a line at info@cincinnatiestateplanning.com. We welcome the opportunity to discuss with others who take their lunch much too seriously.
-Nick Rosenbauer
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A Textbook Won’t Do You Justice! Why Traveling Is the Best Form of Education
You gain a deeper appreciation for history. When you walk through important historical locations, you understand the past better because you’re living it! You’re walking the same
As you mark your calendars with upcoming holidays, get-togethers, events, and school activities, there may be one you’re missing: American Adventures Month. This monthlong event encourages you to be adventurous and travel so you can better understand the world around you. While you can research online or open a book to learn more about any part of the world, nothing beats visiting these places yourself. Here are three reasons why traveling is the best form of education.
roads or staring at the same landmarks that civilizations from centuries ago did. When you immerse yourself in the history of a place, you can better understand why its origins are meaningful. You leave your comfort zone. Traveling somewhere new can be nerve-wracking! You won’t know the best mode of transportation or know anyone there — you may not even speak any native languages! By leaving what makes you comfortable, you’ll learn to depend on yourself and embrace change and uncertainty. These skills can and will help you in all aspects of life.
You learn more about people. When you travel to other states or
There isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach to parenting, so when you become a parent, you’ll likely employ techniques you learned from family or friends and what you learned on your own. Naturally, these techniques and your preferences may differ from what your loved ones did for their children, and sometimes, it can be difficult for them to adjust. Because of this, how do you set boundaries with family members regarding your children? Be direct when communicating boundaries. Don’t assume your loved ones know or understand your parenting style. Instead, clearly state your rules, values, practices, and expectations when others are around your children. When creating physical boundaries, you can say, “Please don’t give my child soda when they visit. That’s something I don’t want them to have.” For emotional boundaries, you can say, “Please don’t force my child to hug you. If they refuse, give them their space without compromising their feelings and comfortability.” Develop a strategy for handling pushback. “I did this with my kids, and they turned out fine!” You may have heard this quote when vocalizing your wishes to loved ones about how to treat your children. If they question your tactics, practice what you will say so you’re not caught off guard. But most importantly, remember why you’re establishing these boundaries ‘But I Did This With My Kids!’ How to Set Boundaries With Your Family internationally, you can learn a lot about the culture of these places by speaking to residents. They can suggest historical places for you to visit that teach you about their heritage, lifestyle, and what life was like for their ancestors. You will think about things you’ve never considered before and have a deeper appreciation for the views of others.
So, travel this month and learn something new! We understand you can’t drop everything just to hop on a plane to another country, so try venturing to a nearby city you’ve never visited and learning about its history.
and upholding those values. If your loved ones fail to respect your wishes, don’t be afraid to reinforce those boundaries — it’s okay to say no! Give your family time to adjust. Changing and creating new habits is challenging, so give your loved ones time to adjust to your boundaries. However, if you’re continuing to reinforce your wishes and still meeting pushback and disrespect, it’s okay to distance yourself or cut ties. You have to put what’s best for you and your family first. If you have any questions or concerns about establishing boundaries with your loved ones, contact a marriage and family therapist to assist you. They can provide more insight and resources to help you during this time.
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When Should I Call My Estate Planning Attorney?
We know comprehensive estate planning is not “set it and forget it.” Life is full of changes. Many clients ask us when they should call or notify us. Here is a brief list of situations when you should notify your estate planning attorney:
• Moving to a new home or apartment
• Change in your phone number, email address, or other contact information • Change in family situation (marriage, divorce, new children, death in the family) • Change in wishes regarding your beneficiaries or caretakers
spouse, sibling, or other loved one. If you are involved or responsible for helping out someone else, please call us. We’re happy to help answer questions! We can help when: • A parent or loved one needs help creating or updating their estate plan • You have been named as a power of attorney, trustee, or executor for someone else • You have questions about an estate plan where you are receiving an inheritance or have been put in charge • Someone you are responsible for taking care of has fallen ill • You are worried you will be left with a mess to clean up! We’re here for all our clients. If you have questions, need help, or have changes in your circumstances, please call our office at 513-463-6789 today!
• Major health issues
• Significant changes in net worth or financial situation
• Any time you have questions about your plan
In addition, many of our clients may be involved with someone else’s estate. This could include a parent,
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If you wanted to pinpoint a civilization that has impacted our society and government in more ways than one, ancient Greece should be one of the first civilizations you think of. The ancient Greeks made significant contributions to philosophy, mathematics, astronomy, medicine, literature, and so much more. Today, No Food, Beverages, Gum, or High Heels Allowed! How Greece Is Preserving Its Ancient Sites
TAKE A BREAK
you can still visit their magnificent monuments and tour ancient sites — it will surely make you feel like you’ve returned to ancient times!
HOISIN-GLAZED PORK CHOPS
However, if you plan on traveling to Greece, there are a few things you need to know. For example, in 2009, Greek authorities implemented a law stating that you cannot wear high heels while walking around these historic sites. Because these monuments are centuries old, they have experienced a lot of wear and tear. And visitors (or locals) wearing stiletto heels can damage these sites even more with their spiked heels. But that’s not the only law Greek authorities instituted in 2009. You also can’t bring food, drinks, or gum to most of these historical sites. The Odeon of Herodes Atticus in Athens, Greece, was built in 161 A.D. To this day, it continues to be a stadium for live performances, festivals, and other activities. But in 2009, Greek authorities and the venue’s maintenance crew knew something needed to change. As the crew cleaned up the stadium, they discovered nearly 60 pounds of chewing gum beneath the marble seats. Because of this incident of littering — and many others — Greek officials came up with a solution, and new laws were created. If we want to preserve the history of these places and the culture of the ancient Greeks, continue learning more about them, and use their buildings and stadiums, then we must follow the preventive measures the modern Greeks put in place. So, if you plan on traveling to Greece to see the iconic Parthenon temple, the Odeon of Herodes Atticus, the Temple of Apollo, the Temple of Zeus, or other locations, be sure to wear your comfiest shoes, and eat and drink before visiting!
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These savory and sweet pork chops are covered in a flavorful hoisin glaze and take only 30 minutes! Ingredients
• 2 garlic cloves, minced • 2 tsp minced ginger • 1/3 cup hoisin sauce • 2 tbsp rice vinegar • 2 tbsp water
• 4 boneless pork chops (about 2 lbs) • 3/4 tsp salt • 2 tbsp sesame oil • Cilantro (optional)
Directions 1. In a small saucepan over medium heat, simmer garlic, ginger, hoisin sauce, rice vinegar, and water. Whisk occasionally until mixture is fully incorporated (about 4 minutes). Set aside. 2. Lightly salt pork chops. In a large skillet over medium-high heat, add sesame oil and wait until smoking. Place pork in skillet and cook until browned (3-4 minutes on each side, depending on thickness of pork chops). 3. Remove pork chops from skillet and transfer to a cutting board. Let rest for 5 minutes. 4. Drizzle hoisin mixture over pork chops and top with cilantro if desired.
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INSIDE THIS ISSUE The Top Pizza in Town
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Ditch the Textbook — Go Travel Instead
Boundaries Can Be Met With Pushback — Are You Ready?
Hoisin-Glazed Pork Chops
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You’re Forbidden From Wearing Heels in Greece?
Beyoncé Owes the IRS How Much Money?!
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Even Beyoncé Owes Them Money! YOU’RE NOT ALONE WHEN DEALING WITH THE IRS
After filing your taxes, a thought that may race through your mind is, “I hope the IRS doesn’t come after me.” Thousands, if not millions, of people are in the same boat — including celebrities. Many celebrities have been in trouble with the IRS, such as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Shakira, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Nicolas Cage, and more.
However, we can add another A-List celebrity to this list who filed a petition against the IRS: Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. On Jan. 18, 2023, Beyoncé received a Notice of Deficiency, which outlined the amount of money she owed to the IRS. The organization estimated the singer owes $805,850 in taxes and $161,170 in penalties for 2018 plus $1,442,747 in taxes and $288,549 in penalties for 2019. That’s almost $2.7 million that the “Crazy in Love” artist must pay! Beyoncé filed a petition against the IRS’ claims on April 17, 2023, and asked them to reassess the penalties and amount of taxes she owes. According to Beyoncé’s lawyer, Michael C. Cohen, the singer should get an itemized deduction of $868,766 since she donated to charity in 2018. Beyoncé founded the BeyGood Foundation, an organization created in 2013 that assists
others with education, disaster relief, mental health, and other issues. However, at the time of writing, it’s unclear which charities she donated to. Additionally, Beyoncé’s petition states that the IRS allegedly disallowed portions of Beyoncé’s business income deductions, utilities, insurance, management fees, and legal and professional services in 2018 and 2019. Furthermore, Cohen argues that even if she owes any tax deficiency payments, the penalty shouldn’t apply because Beyoncé has “acted reasonably and in good faith.” A court hearing has yet to be scheduled at the time of writing. But the former Destiny’s Child member’s lawyer told PEOPLE magazine that they “are working with the IRS and anticipate that the matter will be resolved shortly.”
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