PERFECT PATHS ARE MADE IN PORCELAIN WHY I LOVE TREMRON’S PORCELAIN PAVERS
We all love a garden that looks ruggedly gorgeous and maybe even a little overgrown for a more natural appearance. Yet, there’s also a majestic, modern appeal to the gardens of the world’s greatest castles, museums, and galleries. These gardens are absolutely breathtaking — and painstakingly clean. You may not realize, however, that it’s not only the gardeners who are maintaining the garden’s smooth appearance. It’s also the impressive stone and/or porcelain paths and construction used to contain the garden. Unlike stone, however, porcelain gives you the cleanest lines you can get. Their surface has no imperfections or tumbled edges like travertine or marble. They’re even slip-resistant if you ever take a stroll while it’s raining or if the sprinklers are on. And the best part is that you don’t have to use
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agent named Kaplan. They bring me to the evil United Nations ambassador who wants to hire me. I refuse! I manage to escape, and I even tell people about the kidnapping — but nobody believes me! “That sounds like something straight out of a Hitchcock movie,” people tell me. Well, they’re wrong, and I’m stubborn enough to prove it.
So, I go to the United Nations and try to find the ambassador to clear things up once and for all. But it’s not the ambassador at all! I learned, however, that he was the real ambassador. The evil man I’d met was falsely using his identity. Suddenly, mid-conversation, the ambassador falls forward with a knife in his back — and I’m framed for murder! What does this have to do with art? Well, long story short, my chase to clear my name eventually leads me into an art auction. I find the evil man who tried to hire me, and he says to me, “Seems you could stand for a little less training from the FBI and a little more from the actor’s studio.”
Hi, newsletter friends! Lately, my dad has read me a bunch of poetry, and I really enjoy it — and it makes me think I’ll really be famous one day. See, poetry puts you pretty deep in your own head. In fact, it puts you so deep that you can basically see the future! I know I’ve written in the past about how I’ll definitely be a famous artist, but, today, I wanted to share exactly how it’ll happen.
One day, I’ll be working a busy desk job, and my secretary will tell me that I have a jampacked day. Then, I’ll go to lunch with my busy friends in a bustling restaurant. When suddenly, I’m pushed into a car! After demanding to know why, I learn the masked kidnappers have mistaken me for a secret
I realize he’ll never believe that I’m just an office worker! I say grumpily, “Apparently, the only performance that’s going to satisfy you is when I’m dead.”
He says, “Your very next role. You will be very convincing, I assure you.”
Then, the auctioneer pulls out a painting that I’d sneaked into the gallery. The auction went crazy! I immediately became so famous, it’s clear I’d have to give up my career as an agent. A career I never had, of course. After the evil man realizes it was all one big mistake, he apologizes. He buys the rest of my art, and everyone lives happily ever after!
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