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Buon Ringraziamento: 9 Thanksgiving Rules, Dellutri Style
1. No questions about the food, got it? You don’t like what’s on your plate? You don’t ask who made it or why it’s got too much garlic (not that there’s such a thing). You eat, you smile, and you say, “Delicious!” like you mean it. Or we’re gonna have a situation. 2. The kids table ain’t negotiable. You’re 32 and still sittin’ at the kids table? Tough break, Joey. The grown-ups don’t want your TikToks or complaints about the gravy. One day, when you’re worthy, you’ll graduate. Until then, sit down and stop askin’ questions. 3. Keep the prayer short, capisce ? We love God, but we also love lasagna. Say grace, but don’t turn it into a Mass. The faster you finish, the faster we eat. And if Nonna’s waiting, you better finish. 4. No leavin’ with Nonna’s Tupperware. You think you’re walkin’ outta here with Nonna’s Tupperware? Ha! You better bring your own containers for leftovers, or you’ll be swimming with the fishes ... or just starving tomorrow. Either way, not my problem. 5. Ain’t no room for guests to stay over. This ain’t the Hotel Medici. Come, eat, talk, leave. You think you’re sleepin’ here? Fuggedaboutit! You want a bed? Call a hotel. You ain’t eatin’ and then crashin’ on my couch.
6. Finish your plate, or else ... You don’t finish your first plate? No seconds. That’s the rule. I don’t care if it’s Aunt Maria’s dried-out turkey. You eat it, or Uncle Vinny’s comin’ over to “motivate” you. You don’t wanna see him motivate, trust me. 7. Football can wait. Ain’t nobody watchin’ football until the turkey’s gone, understood? You wanna run off to catch the game early? You’re gonna miss out on the antipasto. Trust me — ain’t nothin’ worse than missin’ the gabagool. 8. Keep the political talk to a minimum. You bring up politics at this table? You’re dead to me. The only vote that matters here is for seconds of lasagna. Anything else, you better keep to yourself unless you want a friendly chat with Uncle Vinny and his friends. 9. The pie? Don’t even think about it. Get the spatula out before it’s time, and we’ll have problems. Pie is
sacred. Touch it early, and we’ll see if you walk outta here in one piece.
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