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Dispatches from the Highlands
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CHRISTEMBER GIFT GUIDE THE HOTTEST SH*T OF THE SEASON CANNAPAGES reports on the most popular items this year
With high prices and shortages aecting stores, this is the most precarious yuletide for shoppers yet! We've gathered our picks for the hottest--and smartest--buys of the season. Your loved one will nally love you back!
SEGUE SEABOT From the makers of the popular self-in icted wound generator for stoners, the Segue Scoot- er, enjoy all the fun of sur ng, with all the aerodynamic tackiness of an unripe banana.
THE NINTENDO WO As in, Wo man, everybody just slow down . LONG-DISTANCE GUILT TRIP BIKE Tell your loved one, I want you to have a big guilty pile of rubber and metal take up space in your garage for the next 10 years. Every day, you will look at that bike, and say, 'I really should ride it,' until one day it will just collapse in a heap and you can go repeat the cycle.
EARLY 90'S DOCOMO FLIP PHONE Back in the day, these were all the rage, and they're making a comeback, because, let's get real: it's the only thing any of us can aord, and your loved one is just gonna break the shit out of the screen before the day's over anyway.
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