Typical W.O.L.B.I.
WOLBI hair cut: “just above” the ears! Sunglasses: or the “cool dude” look (also conven ient for sleep ing in class!) Official nametag: on an index card Verse pack: used but always carried! Shirt un- : He must have worked dishpit! Watch: it’s 4 briefcase: contains 1 twinkie, 4 used kleenex, an old syllabus, 2 versions: KJV and NIV, gym shorts, toothbrush, 3 Family Deli coupons Ultra necessary boots: never tied and never neat! demerits if you’re late!
ilazed eyes: “up gain after lights ut?” 'he ever present ie: Loose and rooked! Official WORD OF -IFE pins: Jack would be proud! Blazer: For those ‘formal” dinners! .wrinkled shirt: “who las time to iron?” Empty wallet: No WOLBI guy has any money! Cords: NOT ironed and tucked into boots . . . probably “borrowed!” Bicycle: Major means of transporta tion (even for dates!)
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