— 39% admit that they can't play the piano at all — 19% have never been to a Pro. Athletics game
— 32% can't drive a stick shift — 12% are shorter than 5'3" — 41% say they spend more than half an hour on their appearance each day — 49% tell us they own something GAP — 22% say they don't wear perfume or cologne -just good old- fashioned soap and water does the trick for them, I guess — 35% admit to working in a fast food joint — 44% don't always wear seat belts -it's a crime! — a whole 37% say they'd like to be on WHEEL OF FORTUNE -so would I if I thought I could win — 7% of the students are not U.S. citizens — 4% say English is not their mother tongue -or their father tongue either, for that matter — 76% admit to being in a car accident — 76% know someone involved in the Gulf War — 27% say they want to get married in the next year — 27% also said that their parents don't send them any food -do you send your parents food? — 88% show their teeth when they smile — 83% brush their teeth less than 3 times a day — 16% have gone skiing this winter -any broken bones? — 53% don't have any earthly idea what they are going to be doing next year — 30% have spent the night in the infirmary — only 66% say they have ordered a yearbook yet -well, that other 34% really doesn't know what it's missing — 57% had a date for the Valentine's Banquet — 84% carry a briefcase -you businessmen, you — 42% are compulsive buyers (so it seems) and buy something everytime they go to the Mall — but 72% claim to be bargain hunters — 15% made a guess at how many hearts were in that container at the Valentine's Banquet — 21% admit they don't know when they're best friend's birthday is — 31 % have no idea how to operate a computer — 4% are oversleepers and hit the snooze button more than three times in the morning — 76% say they check their mail more than once a day -no wonder the mail room is always packed! — 24% admit they only do laundry once every 2 weeks — 12% claim not to eat during study hours — 12% admit to having over 5 brothers and sisters — 19% tell us they have more than 7 pairs of jeans — 89% are nightowls: they have stayed up for more than 24 hours at a time — 13% claim to be able to find Pago Pago on the map -Baloney! I'd like to see you prove it — 16% are fluent in more than one language -pig latin not in cluded,sorry — 19% claim to be able to imitate George Bush
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