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'You Don't Have To Be Picture Perfect"
There are monsters in our dorms. Unbeknownst to the deans, these horrible creatures only come out after 10:00 pm. They paint their faces, wrap their hair in tubes, and foam at the mouth. They harass and torment their innocent roommates. All night long they moan and groan
keeping those around them awake. In the morning as theirj eyes begin to open you can smell a terrible stench coming from their mouths. Slowly they make their way to the bathroom. You can see! them slowly transform back into . . . YOUR ROOMMATES!! Does this sound familiar to you? It happens to me all the time in my| dorm. The only thing I have found to keep these horrible beasts away from me is to pull out myi camera. I have successfully at tempted to document this incred ible transformation. (Just in case i hasn’t happened to you yet.) This page in the yearbook is dedicated to all those students who just appear to be the same in the dorm as they do at class o dinner. It is also a page to prove to all who laugh and say “it’s justj your imagination” that it wasn’t! our imagination! (Although this page is funny and makes fun of your roommates, when writing this page we did no mean to hurt any feelings. This! page is not aimed at one specific person. We just want all of you to[ remember that at one time or an other (that includes us, the year book staff) you were that creature! crawling through the night.)
CAUGHT IN THE ACT: Frank Arnett chases the photographer, after Frank found out his picture was being taken.
WITHOUT THE MASK: This is a valuable photograph of Yolanda Rodriguez and Jenn Hooper as they show the camera their true faces.
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