American Consequences - July 2020

2020

HAVING SOME STATES LOCK DOWN AND OTHER STATES NOT LOCK DOWN IS LIKE HAVING A PEEING SECTION IN A SWIMMING POOL.

Very bad, would not recommend.

IF 2020WERE AN OUTFIT

THEY SAY YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID.

Turns out you can't social distance it, either.

IF 2020WERE A STATE

My three favorite hobbies: EATING AT RESTAURANTS, GOING TO NONESSENTIAL BUSINESSES, TOUCHING MY FACE

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