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If the person bitten proves they were not at fault for the incident, they can receive compensation for
whenever they ask their children to complete a common chore. If the trash an underage person takes out contains a beer bottle or can — empty or otherwise — law enforcement could consider it illegal possession of alcohol. While it’s unlikely that such an obscure law is a priority for police, it’s nonetheless something on the books to consider the next time you put your kids to work around the house. NEVER BRAWL WITH A BEAR. Although most sensible people avoid interacting with bears in any way, enough people were willing to wrestle them that Missouri lawmakers made the act illegal in 2007. The practice had been widespread enough for the ban to extend to hosting and advertising bear-wrestling events on one’s property and training a bear for human-tussling purposes. Violating these bear-related regulations is now considered a Class A misdemeanor. BE GLAD YOU’RE NOT A BACHELOR IN THE 1800s. Being single in Missouri (or anywhere else in the U.S.) can be a costly endeavor, but the inability to benefit from a dual income in today’s economy pales in comparison to what unmarried men in the state faced in 1821. That year, Missouri chose to saddle unwed gentlemen aged 21 or older with a $1 “bachelor tax,” believing that men without wives should contribute more revenue because they likely owned less property. Although the figure was nominal by 2024 standards (even considering that $1 in 1821 is roughly equal to $23 today), it represented half of the average total tax bill at the time. Naturally, an uproar ensued. After considerable pushback (including from The Missouri Intelligencer, which called the tax “the perfection of legislative absurdity”), the controversial law was repealed the following year. various losses and damages. The most common categories include medical expenses (such as hospital visits, medications, and physical therapy), lost wages, and emotional distress (including post-traumatic stress disorder). BASICS FOR BITE SAFETY Most dogs may be cute, but not all are cheerful and cuddly. When approaching an unfamiliar dog, remember that fear — not aggression — leads most of them to bite. Never play with a dog without their guardian’s supervision, and don’t disturb one who’s eating, sleeping, playing with toys, or tending to puppies. Although it’s tempting to pet a dog as soon as you see one, let the animal sniff you first. If you encounter a stray dog showing signs of hostility, do not run away. Remain still until the dog backs off, or you’re able to move away slowly. Avoid direct eye contact — which dogs may see as a threat — and never raise your voice. Once you’re safe, consider helping the stray dog by reporting them to authorities.
TAKE A BREAK
Spinach, Lentil, and Roasted Beet Salad
Inspired by MinimalistBaker.com
INGREDIENTS
DIRECTIONS
• 1/2 cup green lentils, rinsed clean • 1 cup vegetable stock (or water) • 3 medium leeks, chopped • 1 medium beet, quartered • 1–2 tbsp olive oil • 1/4 tsp each salt and pepper • 4 big handfuls of spinach Dressing • 1/4 cup tahini • 1/2 medium lemon, juiced • 2 tbsp maple syrup • 3–4 tbsp olive oil • 1 pinch each salt and pepper
1. Preheat oven to 400 F and grease a rimmed baking sheet. 2. To a small saucepan over medium-high heat, add lentils and stock and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 20–30 minutes uncovered until all liquid is absorbed. Set aside. 3. Add leeks and beets to the
baking sheet, drizzle with olive oil, and season with salt and pepper. Bake 15–20 minutes. For crispier beets, bake for an additional 10–15 minutes. Set aside.
4. In a small bowl, whisk all dressing ingredients until combined. 5. In a larger serving bowl,
combine spinach, beets, leeks, and lentils. Add dressing and toss to coat.
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