Texas Humor My wife is from Texas, and I’ve always gotten a kick out of Texas jokes. I hope you find these as funny as I do—BL A Missourian drove to Texas to visit a wealthy friend. The Texan tried to impress the Missourian with how big his ranch was. He said, “Do you know that I can get in my car and can drive for a whole day in any direction and never get off my own land.” The Missourian responds, “You know, I’ve got a car just like that!” A young Texan moved to Oklahoma and bought a ranch. The boy’s father from Texas drove up to visit. The son was proudly showing the dad around the ranch when a jackrabbit ran across the road. The father said, “What’s that thing?” The kid said, “Dad, that’s a jackrabbit.” The father responded, “Well in Texas they’re sure a lot bigger than that!” A while later they saw a buffalo standing in a field. The father asks, “What’s that?” The son responds, “Dad, that’s a buffalo.” The father said, “Well in Texas they’re sure a lot bigger than that!” A bit later, while driving near a creek, they came upon a huge snapping turtle beside the road. The father asks, “Well, what’s that?”The son responds, “A wood tick.” A northerner is talking with a Texan and asks if he owns any land. The old Texan says, “Yeah, I have a little 5 acre spread.” The northerner says, “That’s not very big.” The Texan responds, “That’s in downtown Dallas!” d
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