Don’t Give THIS The $25,000 Taco at Grand Velas Los Cabos Resort in Baja, California, with lobster, Kobe beef, truffles, and beluga caviar. ¡ Muy estupido! Give THAT A $25,000 Taco Bell gift card , which will cover breakfast, lunch, and dinner at T-Jingle for three and a half years. They make a pretty darn good taco, too. Furthermore, Taco Bell is considered to have one of the healthiest menus of any fast food chain – with no ocean insects, Sumo cows, mushrooms dug up by pigs, or fish guts involved.
Don’t Give THIS A $150,000 bottle of Ley .925 Pasión Azteca Ultra Premium Anejo tequila to wash down your Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supremes. You’ll get the same hangover from what they really drink in Mexico, which is... Give THAT The $19.99 Cabrito Reposado . And, no, it doesn’t have a worm in the bottom of the bottle. Mezcal, not tequila, has a worm in it. And the worm costs extra...
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.All of the above having been said... Be sure to have enough SENSE to knowwhen SWAG is appropriate. There are times when you should knock it off with being budget-minded. Gentlemen, we’re speaking specifically to you – especially if you’re planning to “pop the question” or “mark a marital milestone” during the holiday season... Yes, the price of a two-carat diamond starts well north of $8,000. And, yes, you can pick up a two-carat cubic zirconia for a couple hundred bucks... BUT, DON’T GIVE THAT!
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